The 20-month hard-on

(Your Marvelous Goddess’ willing webworker recently discovered this story.  It is a bit dated, but it’s hard not to find it standing up to the test of time.) 

What would you do for a bigger, harder, longer lasting erection?

A California man is suing BMW, claiming that’s exactly what he got–an erection that lasted 20 months from riding a BMW Motorcycle.
Here’s the link:  Califournia man sues BMW over persistant erection
The condition is called priapism, and as appealing as it might sound, an erection lasting more than a few hours (not to mention 20 months) is considered a medical emergency.
It takes is name from a minor Greek fertility god, Priapus.
Needless to say, Priapus was big–in both Greek and Roman mythology–but you need not take Mistress’s word for it. See for yourself in this Wikipedia entry: Priapus.
As you will notice, the “hooded look” was “in” in the ancient world.  🙂
Mistress is curious. What would you do with a 20-month long woody?
Would you rush to the hospital?
Sue BMW? ……Or call Me for an extra special trance?  🙂

I would love to hear how you would handle such a tale of woe.

Your Eyes are the Windows to Your Soul

I’d like to share with you about the therapeutic hypnosis I also provide.  For over eighteen years, I have refined My considerable natural talents, offering up My own special brand of truly therapeutic hypnotherapy to those throughout the country who seek out My help. Read more…

Techniques for Added Pleasure

As a little gift to all My loyal pets, I have decided to share with you some insights and techniques for you to allow yourselves to go deeper into the Alpha state of hypnosis during our intimate times together or just to use this state for your own benefit and enjoyment anytime.  By practicing these tools that I am going to share with you, you will find that entering and experiencing a state of total Surrender at My command will be so much more enjoyable, for both of us, and hopefully you will discover new ways to improve your performance and composure in whatever pursuit you choose. Read more…

Setting a Standard – Compassion

One of the biggest differences between a good Dominatrix and a bad one is compassion.  A sincere and qualified Mistress shows understanding, warmth and forgiveness at just the right places at just the right times.  A lack of compassion is commensurate with those women only pretending to know what they are doing.  A compassionate Dominatrix is deserving of your time, your trust, your submission, and your sexual Surrender.

New Year’s Resolution Better Late Than Never

“He is passably cute,” I thought to myself as I sat across the Green Room from the professor. Not an Adonis, but not ugly either. And the tweed jacket with leather patches at the elbows gave him a quaint, nerdy appeal. It was just an idle notion. Though it was true that 2018 had been a bad year for me, and I needed cheering up, it hadn’t occurred to me that adding a new pet to my menagerie was the tonic I needed for 2019. Not yet, anyway. Read more…


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