My Dearest and most Powerful Mistress,
As I am unable to keep my performance reports short I recommend that You put this aside until You have both the time and the desire to read it.  (I don’t wish to take up any more of Your valuable time than I am permitted to do.)

This morning I performed for You.  That it was a morning performance is highly unusual.  That I was desperate to perform for You is not.

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