{"id":1354,"date":"2013-08-29T17:39:46","date_gmt":"2013-08-29T17:39:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/?p=1354"},"modified":"2013-08-29T17:40:15","modified_gmt":"2013-08-29T17:40:15","slug":"fave-perverse-verse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/fave-perverse-verse\/","title":{"rendered":"Fave Perverse Verse"},"content":{"rendered":"
Posted by Goddess Marquesa<\/a> March 10, 2012<\/span> <\/strong><\/div>\n

\"pendant2\"<\/a>Fave Perverse Verse<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hello My precious little pets. I’d like to share something with you, something funny, something spiritual.<\/p>\n

My submissive and sometimes spiritual confidant, tony “tunes”, has written for Me a lyrical tribute to Kabbalah, the “…For Dummies” guide to Hebrew mysticism.<\/p>\n

Make no mistake about this, Kabbalah is meant to teach us all how to reawaken the true essence and wisdom within our soul.<\/p>\n

After taking a ten-week introductory course, I and slave tony “tunes” felt like we definitely got our money’s worth and I TRULY appreciate all that I learned. Do keep in mind that while I was raised Roman Catholic, I currently practice no organized religion. However, I am open, nonjudgmental and receptive to the wisdom of any spiritual path.<\/p>\n

So, on that note, take out your old Barry Manilow and put on everybody’s fave “Copacabana” and sing along with your Mistress…<\/p>\n

“Cope with Kabbalah”<\/p>\n

by slave t.<\/p>\n

(to the tune of Copacabana by Barry Manilow)<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Her name is Marquesa, She is a Mistress,<\/p>\n

A whip of leather in Her hand,<\/p>\n

Hordes of slaves at Her command.<\/p>\n

She’d give an order, they’d do the cha-cha,<\/p>\n

and while She played Her cat and mouse<\/p>\n

slave tony helped Her clean the house.<\/p>\n

Painting the bedroom door,<\/p>\n

or on the kitchen floor,<\/p>\n

Thursday nights, they’d sit at the (Kabbalah) center, ’til their butts were sore<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

As they’d cope with, cope with Kabbalah,<\/p>\n

They don’t teach you Jesus or Allah.<\/p>\n

As they’d cope with, cope with Kabbalah<\/p>\n

Learning the Zohar guarantees you’ll go so far<\/p>\n

with Kabbalah… looking for light<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

His name was Chaim, he was a Rabbi,<\/p>\n

a yarmulke atop his head,<\/p>\n

“Your a vessel” is what he said.<\/p>\n

The bread of shame that set this in motion<\/p>\n

was given by a God who cares.<\/p>\n

All he wants to do is share.<\/p>\n

And so the big bang blew<\/p>\n

then it made Me and you.<\/p>\n

Here’s your chance to fulfill your karma<\/p>\n

now what will you do?<\/p>\n

Can you cope with, cope with Kabbalah?<\/p>\n

he won’t teach you Jesus or Allah.<\/p>\n

Can you cope with, cope with Kabbalah<\/p>\n

If you’re selfish, you’ll live like a shellfish,<\/p>\n

in the darkness… go for the light.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Her name is Marquesa, She was a Mistress,<\/p>\n

but that’s a twenty-year old trip.<\/p>\n

When She used to wield a whip,<\/p>\n

Now She’s a Mistress of Raja Yoga.<\/p>\n

Those painful postures make Her smile,<\/p>\n

students love Her teaching style.<\/p>\n

Her teaching methods plain,<\/p>\n

wear black and make them strain.<\/p>\n

She built Her life on a simple mantra,<\/p>\n

it’s “No Pain, No Gain.”<\/p>\n

‘Cause She coped with, coped with Kabbalah,<\/p>\n

She’s as happy as Thor in Valhalla.<\/p>\n

Cause She coped with, coped with Kabbalah,<\/p>\n

She learned Her station through reincarnation…..<\/p>\n

and Kabbalah… She found the light.<\/p>\n

[This is not meant to offend anyone, it is my light-hearted appreciation for Hebrew mysticism]<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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