{"id":1378,"date":"2013-08-30T17:16:06","date_gmt":"2013-08-30T17:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/?p=1378"},"modified":"2013-08-30T17:16:06","modified_gmt":"2013-08-30T17:16:06","slug":"the-20-month-hard-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/the-20-month-hard-on\/","title":{"rendered":"The 20-month Hard-On"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"blog_entrylist_entry_date\"><strong>Posted by <a class=\"wp_init\" href=\"http:\/\/www.inraptured.net\/social\/profile\/GoddessMarquesa1\">Goddess Marquesa<\/a> <span class=\"timestamp\" title=\"Tue, 1 May 2012 10:14:52 -0700\">May 1, 2012<\/span> <\/strong><\/div>\n<div class=\"blog_entrylist_entry_body\">\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/Captivators.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1111\" alt=\"Captivators\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/Captivators-150x112.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"112\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/Captivators-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/Captivators.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>The 20-month hard-on<\/p>\n<p>What would you do for a bigger, harder, longer lasting erection?<\/p>\n<div>A California man is suing BMW, claiming that&#8217;s exactly what he got&#8211;an erection that lasted 20 months from riding a BMW Motorcycle.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Here&#8217;s the link:\u00a0 <a class=\"wp_init\" href=\"http:\/\/detroit.cbslocal.com\/2012\/04\/30\/calif-man-sues-bmw-for-persistent-erection\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/detroit.cbslocal.com\/2012\/04\/30\/calif-man-sues-bmw-for-persistent-erection\/<\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>The condition is called priapism, and as appealing as it might sound, an erection lasting more than a few hours (not to mention 20 months) is considered a medical emergency.<\/div>\n<div>It takes is name from a minor Greek fertility god, Priapus.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Needless to say, Priapus was big&#8211;in both Greek and Roman mythology&#8211;but you need not take Mistress&#8217;s word for it. See for yourself in this Wikipedia entry:\u00a0 <a class=\"wp_init\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Priapus\">http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Priapus<\/a>.<\/div>\n<div>As you will notice, the &#8220;hooded look&#8221; was &#8220;in&#8221; in the ancient world.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Mistress is curious. What would you do with a 20-month long woody?<\/div>\n<div>Would you rush to the hospital?<\/div>\n<div>Sue BMW? &#8230;&#8230;Or call Me for an extra special trance?\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I would love to hear how you would handle such a tale of woe.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted by Goddess Marquesa May 1, 2012 The 20-month hard-on What would you do for a bigger, harder, longer lasting erection? A California man is suing BMW, claiming that&#8217;s exactly what he got&#8211;an erection that lasted 20 months from riding a BMW Motorcycle. Here&#8217;s the link:\u00a0 http:\/\/detroit.cbslocal.com\/2012\/04\/30\/calif-man-sues-bmw-for-persistent-erection\/ The condition is called priapism, and as appealing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[45,46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary","category-goddess-marquesa"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2FCuA-me","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1378"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1379,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378\/revisions\/1379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}