{"id":1443,"date":"2013-09-03T15:44:09","date_gmt":"2013-09-03T15:44:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/?p=1443"},"modified":"2013-09-03T15:45:27","modified_gmt":"2013-09-03T15:45:27","slug":"out-of-kilter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/out-of-kilter\/","title":{"rendered":"Out of Kilter"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"blog_entrylist_entry_date\"><strong> Posted by <a class=\"wp_init\" href=\"http:\/\/www.inraptured.net\/social\/profile\/GoddessMarquesa1\">Goddess Marquesa<\/a> <span class=\"timestamp\" title=\"Tue, 3 Jul 2012 16:21:24 -0700\">July 3, 2012<\/span> <\/strong><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/shoes_sm-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1268\" alt=\"shoes_sm-01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/shoes_sm-01.jpg\" width=\"120\" height=\"144\" \/><\/a>Out of kilter<\/div>\n<p>If you are going to cross dress, you must do it with a certain pride and panache.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what makes the so-called &#8220;Utilikilt&#8221; so disturbing. It offers neither. Just a way for a man to wear a skirt while kidding himself.<\/p>\n<p>Here is a delightfully opinionated piece on the whole subject:\u00a0<a class=\"wp_init\" href=\"http:\/\/shoeblogs.com\/2012\/06\/23\/there-are-few-words-more-depressing-than-utilikilt\/\">http:\/\/shoeblogs.com\/2012\/06\/23\/there-are-few-words-more-depressing-than-utilikilt\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a big difference between a Utilikilt and the real thing. Witness Sean Connery, a man whose calves are no laughing matter. Cruise him and Sean is likely to deck you.<\/p>\n<p>You run no such risk with Utilikilt wearers. Consider what a whole Utilikilt line might look like.<\/p>\n<p>First, the Utilikilt bra . . . with loops for hammers, pliers and screwdrivers.<\/p>\n<div>\n<ul>\n<li>Next, Utilikilt panties. Heavy-duty Kevlar with French lace trim in desert camo. If people are going to peek, let&#8217;s give them something to peek at.<\/li>\n<li>Then there are stay-up stockings to keep legs warm in the winter and protect against the sun in summer.<\/li>\n<li>And, finally, Utiliheels. Kicky three-inch pumps with steel toes for on-the-job-protection.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<p>Now, today&#8217;s question. Are you Utilikilt material? Or do you prefer something softer and more feminine?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted by Goddess Marquesa July 3, 2012 &nbsp; Out of kilter If you are going to cross dress, you must do it with a certain pride and panache. That&#8217;s what makes the so-called &#8220;Utilikilt&#8221; so disturbing. It offers neither. Just a way for a man to wear a skirt while kidding himself. 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