{"id":1454,"date":"2013-09-03T15:59:23","date_gmt":"2013-09-03T15:59:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/?p=1454"},"modified":"2013-09-03T16:00:53","modified_gmt":"2013-09-03T16:00:53","slug":"everybody-loves-teddies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/everybody-loves-teddies\/","title":{"rendered":"Everybody Loves Teddies"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"blog_entrylist_entry_date\"><strong> Posted by <a class=\"wp_init\" href=\"http:\/\/www.inraptured.net\/social\/profile\/GoddessMarquesa1\">Goddess Marquesa<\/a> <span class=\"timestamp\" title=\"Wed, 20 Jun 2012 13:17:12 -0700\">June 20, 2012<\/span> <\/strong><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/Teddy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1455\" alt=\"Teddy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/Teddy-150x88.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"88\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/Teddy-150x88.jpg 150w, https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/Teddy-300x177.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/Teddy.jpg 346w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>Everybody loves teddies<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s true.<\/p>\n<p>Everybody loves teddy . . . bears.<\/p>\n<p>And some people love them more than others.<\/p>\n<p>Way more than others.<\/p>\n<p>Take this young man:\u00a0<a class=\"wp_init\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/documents\/ohio-teddy-bear-lover-678234\">http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/documents\/ohio-teddy-bear-lover-678234<\/a><\/p>\n<p>He loves teddy bears so much, he makes love to them . . . much to the annoyance of the Cincinnati police.<\/p>\n<p>Because he makes love to them in public.<\/p>\n<p>Now, nobody knows what the teddy bears think about this. Their lips are sealed.<\/p>\n<p>But young Mr. Marshall clearly likes it. He&#8217;s only been busted four times for humping the hell out of Teddy Ruxpin and his friends . . . in public.<\/p>\n<p>Now we&#8217;ve all had the urge to masturbate in&#8211;how shall I put it?&#8211;inappropriate places. Which is why, I suppose, the seats in phone booths are always so sticky.<\/p>\n<p>But ideally, if we masturbate in public&#8211;or fuck Miss Piggy&#8211;we do so in quasi-public . . . out there perhaps&#8230;. but not necessarily in a place that will draw the attention of the local police.<\/p>\n<p>How about you?<\/p>\n<p>When \u00a0you masturbate in public, do you do so in full view of the police&#8211;and whoever else might happen by? Or do you at least wear a raincoat . . . even if it is 95-degrees in the summer shade?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div>Your Goddess<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted by Goddess Marquesa June 20, 2012 &nbsp; Everybody loves teddies It&#8217;s true. Everybody loves teddy . . . bears. And some people love them more than others. Way more than others. Take this young man:\u00a0http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/documents\/ohio-teddy-bear-lover-678234 He loves teddy bears so much, he makes love to them . . . much to the annoyance of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[45,46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary","category-goddess-marquesa"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2FCuA-ns","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1454"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1457,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1454\/revisions\/1457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}