{"id":1567,"date":"2013-09-04T18:42:56","date_gmt":"2013-09-04T18:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/?p=1567"},"modified":"2013-09-04T18:42:56","modified_gmt":"2013-09-04T18:42:56","slug":"joe-fridays-freaky-deaky-beat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/joe-fridays-freaky-deaky-beat\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe Fridays Freaky Deaky Beat"},"content":{"rendered":"
Posted by Goddess Marquesa<\/a> August 17, 2012<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n
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JOE FRIDAY’S FREAKY DEAKY BEAT<\/p>\n

\"alienalteration\"<\/a>Hello, My pleasure prowlers:<\/p>\n

If you know Me well, you know well-done detective\/police\/crime shows and books make Me tingle all over.<\/div>\n
{I know what you’re wishing} \u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
One of the T.V. show police drama pioneers was “Dragnet”.\u00a0 Shows like “Dragnet” often begin with an introduction like this:<\/div>\n
“THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS TRUE.\u00a0 THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT.”<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Other true crime-inspired shows may start off something like this:<\/div>\n
“THIS STORY, THOUGH FICTION, IS BASED UPON REAL EVENTS.\u00a0 ALL NAMES, DATES, SITUATIONS, AND PLACES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO HIDE THE ACTUAL PEOPLE’S IDENTITIES.”<\/div>\n
Well, something I came across on the web motivated Me to talk about what I saw so…..here goes….<\/div>\n
“My name is Goddess Marquesa A.K.A. Lady Krystal Mesmer…Some call Me Mistress.\u00a0 I’m a Hypnotic Dominatrix.\u00a0 I carry a pendant, a whip, handcuffs, and other tantalizing toys.<\/div>\n
“The time was recently.\u00a0 I was patroling the web scouring the internet scene for intriguing erotica.<\/div>\n
I found a website called, “BUYPERVERTEDVIDEOS.FU”.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Personal experiences and certain firsthand accounts I’ve come across reveal that many well-established Dommes have had problems with certain payments processors, credit card companies, or video sharing sites deeming Their creations as dangerous, pornographic, brainwashing, and so on.<\/div>\n
I was curious about what the BUYPERVERTEDVIDEOS.FU website decided was acceptable<\/span> content.<\/div>\n
“As I examined the site, I found that one of the displays on this site is owned by somebody called, Muffy Mantrap.<\/div>\n
Muffy calls herself a Hypn0Thea Vampire.<\/div>\n
Mantrap offers a series of videos most of which focus upon her sparkling, gem-studded teeth.\u00a0 In some of her video descriptions, Muffy Mantrap says she’ll show you:<\/div>\n
“”Watch me hypn0tically hamstring and take My soon to be t0rmented subverted sloth so deeply into trance that I can place My tantalizing, terrifying teeth right onto his eyelids.”<\/div>\n
“”you cannot resist looking at Me as I make My pathetic prawn hypn0thrall quiver and beg for mercy with My fiendishly fascinating fangs exquisitely pressing excruciatingly into his eyeball.\u00a0 YUMMY!!!“`”<\/div>\n
“”I am so gorgeous and sexy, you’ll wish you were lucky enough to be My bamboozzled, brain drained buffoon.<\/div>\n
Hear Me laugh at him whimpering and screaming as I pull out his eyelashes with My teeth and tongue ring.<\/div>\n
I don’t know what this hypn0weenie’s crying about as he runs home to mommy dearest he calls his girlfriend.\u00a0 I told him I would do this to him.”<\/div>\n
“”Yes, that’s delicious, darling Me you must keep on watching Me while I’m maliciously carving My name into one of<\/div>\n
My lucrative losers with My cruel canines.”<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
WOW!<\/div>\n
“My conclusion, apparently all it takes to not get content red flagged is misspell words connected to hypnosis by<\/div>\n
using an old spammers trick of substituting a 0 (hypn0sis) for the letter o [hypnosis].\u00a0 Once that’s done, it seems<\/div>\n
the content creator\/provider can put up whatever whack-a-doodle recordings they can come up with.<\/div>\n
“FASCINATING” Yes?<\/div>\n
And here’s My little slice of interrogation for ya today:<\/div>\n
“HAVE You\/you EVER COME ACROSS ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET Y\/you COULD NOT BELIEVE GOT APPROVED?\u00a0 IF SO, AND IF IT’S NOT SOMETHING ILLEGAL, (involving minors, animals or young children) MENTION WHAT IT WAS.”<\/div>\n
I’d be very curious.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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