{"id":1725,"date":"2013-09-05T19:23:09","date_gmt":"2013-09-05T19:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/?p=1725"},"modified":"2013-09-05T19:23:09","modified_gmt":"2013-09-05T19:23:09","slug":"what-goes-ha-ha-clunk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/what-goes-ha-ha-clunk\/","title":{"rendered":"What goes ha-ha-clunk?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><\/h2>\n<ul class=\"blogs_entrylist\">\n<li>\n<div class=\"blog_entrylist_entry_date\"><strong> Posted by <a class=\"wp_init\" href=\"http:\/\/www.inraptured.net\/social\/profile\/GoddessMarquesa1\">Goddess Marquesa<\/a> <span class=\"timestamp\" title=\"Sat, 30 Mar 2013 10:51:11 -0700\">March 30<\/span>, 2013<\/strong><\/div>\n<div class=\"blog_entrylist_entry_body\">\n<p><span style=\"font-size: larger;\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/krystal3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1726\" alt=\"krystal3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/krystal3-133x150.jpg\" width=\"133\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/krystal3-133x150.jpg 133w, https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/krystal3-267x300.jpg 267w, https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/krystal3.jpg 302w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 133px) 100vw, 133px\" \/><\/a><\/span>A bunny laughing its head off&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: larger;\">What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket? <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: larger;\">Two points just like everybody! <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: larger;\">What do you get for adding to My Easter basket?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: larger;\">I<\/span>&#8216;<span style=\"font-size: larger;\">ll tell ya..How to get<\/span> <span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; color: purple; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"> your hands on some of My goodies:<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif';\">Each time you send Me an amazon.com gift card:<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"><\/p>\n<p>$\u00a0 I will give you a free audio or video valued up to $15.99 after you send Me\u00a0 an Amazon gift card of at least<br \/>\n$25.00;<\/p>\n<p>$\u00a0 An Amazon gift card of at least $30.00 gets a free file valued at up to $19.99;<\/p>\n<p>$\u00a0 And for your amazon.com gift card to Me of above $35.00 you get to pick a vid or audio valued up to $29.99<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\">++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\">REMEMBER to include your full email address on the gift card so I know who to reward!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\">Send to hypnodomme@goddessmarquesa.com<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\">WAIT!\u00a0 One More!<\/span><br \/>\nWhat do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?<\/p>\n<p>A receding hareline!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\">Relaxnotizing <span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">Goddess\u00a0 <\/span>Marquesa &#8230;I got a million of em &#8211;\u00a0 bad jokes slave boy.\u00a0 I just may torture you with more of them on Easter Sunday!\u00a0 : &#8211; )<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted by Goddess Marquesa March 30, 2013 \u00a0A bunny laughing its head off&#8230;. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket? Two points just like everybody! What do you get for adding to My Easter basket? I&#8216;ll tell ya..How to get your hands on some of My goodies: Each time you send Me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[45,46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary","category-goddess-marquesa"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2FCuA-rP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1725"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1728,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions\/1728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}