The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
|\u00a0 AUDIOS |\u00a0 VIDEOS * * * * * * * * * *<\/p>\n *\u00a0 And remember, My passionate pleasures puppetry:<\/p>\n If you see a fat man … This Diary Entry was Originally Posted by Krystal Mesmer December 14, 2010 The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42 Although I don’t know where all My myriads of multitudes of good boys and girls live, I certainly hope each of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":47,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[45,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary","category-lady-krystal-mesmer"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2FCuA-uV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/47"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1917"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2100,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1917\/revisions\/2100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"lhypnotique-02\"](\"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/lhypnotique-02-150x116.jpg\")
<\/a>Although I don’t know where all My myriads of multitudes of good boys and girls live, I certainly hope each of you and everyone you care about enjoys all the goodies life has for you during this holiday season and beyond.
\n<\/i><\/b>
\nNow, do you remember how many end of the year holiday-embracing recordings I have?
\nHere’s a little list of some seasonal sizzlers I’ve wantonly whipped up to make you merrier each time you\u00a0 revel in each of these celebrated spellbinders now all on SALE<\/p>\n
\n<\/b>STOCKING STUFFER <\/a>– $10.99<\/p>\n
\n<\/b>Christmas Candy <\/a>– $18.99
\nHangover HypnoCure<\/a> – $5.99
\nHappy Hypnotic Holidays <\/a>– $10.99
\nHer Hypno-Decoration <\/a>– $12.99
\nKimmy’s Xmas Story<\/a> – $5.99
\nKrystals Christmas<\/a> – $9.99
\nKrystals Christmas 2 <\/a>– $8.99
\nVictorias Christmas Gift <\/a>– $15.99<\/p>\n
\nWho’s jolly and cute,
\nwearing a beard
\nand a red flannel suit,
\nand if he is chuckling
\nand laughing away,
\nwhile flying around
\nin a miniature sleigh
\nwith eight tiny reindeer
\nto pull him along,
\nthen lets face it…
\nYour eggnog’s too strong! \ud83d\ude42
\n<\/i><\/b>
\n*\u00a0 Wondorteuse Lady Krystal Mesmer wishes you happiness, bountiful blessings, and even more<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"