{"id":1981,"date":"2013-09-24T19:00:14","date_gmt":"2013-09-24T19:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/?p=1981"},"modified":"2013-10-02T18:22:23","modified_gmt":"2013-10-02T18:22:23","slug":"the-little-black-dress-for-me-and-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/the-little-black-dress-for-me-and-you\/","title":{"rendered":"The Little Black Dress “for Me and you”"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This Diary Entry was Originally Posted by Krystal Mesmer<\/a> December 11, 2011<\/span> <\/strong><\/div>\n

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\"Crystal<\/a>The Little Black Dress<\/p>\n

Real women have a secret, one which I am about to share with you.<\/p>\n

It’s about that fabled \u201cLittle Black Dress,\u201d or LBD.<\/p>\n

LBDs come in women’s . . . juniors . . . talls . . . petites . . . Big Beautiful sizes . . . and those tiny little \u201c0\u201d sizes that only fit runway models and runaway heiresses.<\/p>\n

Every woman has at least one. I, of course, have several dozen; most are the hand-sewn creations of couturiers; all are the gifts of slaves.<\/p>\n

But money is not the point of the Little Black Dress. Good taste\u2014and stopping traffic\u2014are.<\/p>\n

You see, there can only be one star to a show. And the Little Black Dress, unadorned and simple, allows the woman who is wearing it to be that star.<\/p>\n

Gurls would do well to remember this. Real Goddesses eschew fashion, but embrace style.<\/p>\n

When I am wearing one of my LBDs, I want no competition from too many accessories. I am the star. Diamonds, pearls and emeralds, no matter how fine and breathtaking, are merely supporting players.<\/p>\n

So gurls, we are all going to get LBDs, aren’t we? Plus we are going to throw those horrid, cheap plastic accessories out<\/p>\n

To help you refine your sense of style, your Goddess clipped this article from the internet for you.<\/p>\n

Read it carefully and learn. There will be a quiz in the fitting room.<\/p>\n

For all you GURLS of any and each gender! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

ARTICLE:\u00a0 http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/imag\/Style\/The+10+Sexiest+Little+Black+Dresses (This Link is no longer active)<\/a><\/p>\n

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Lady Krystal Mesmer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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