{"id":2025,"date":"2013-10-02T17:56:12","date_gmt":"2013-10-02T17:56:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/?p=2025"},"modified":"2013-10-02T17:56:12","modified_gmt":"2013-10-02T17:56:12","slug":"shaving-your-balls-for-krystal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/shaving-your-balls-for-krystal\/","title":{"rendered":"Shaving your Balls for Krystal"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><\/h2>\n<ul class=\"blogs_entrylist\">\n<li>\n<div class=\"blog_entrylist_entry_date\"><strong> Posted by <a class=\"wp_init\" href=\"http:\/\/www.inraptured.net\/social\/profile\/KrystalMesmer1\">Krystal Mesmer<\/a> <span class=\"timestamp\" title=\"Fri, 11 May 2012 10:06:29 -0700\">May 11, 2012<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<div class=\"blog_entrylist_entry_body\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/image004.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-89\" alt=\"image004\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/image004-150x147.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"147\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/image004-150x147.jpg 150w, https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/assets\/image004.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>Darling,<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Summer is a&#8217;cummin&#8217; and it&#8217;s time to cool those nuts<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00a0So why not shave your balls and pubes? If nothing else, you can tell your date you&#8217;re a porn star!\u00a0lol<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Shaving &#8220;down there&#8221; offers a man several important advantages . . . Trust Me. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\">Without all that hair, your pecker looks bigger. Way bigger. Yummy!<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\">You&#8217;ll save a fortune in body spray.<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\">You&#8217;ll add a whole new dimension of comfort to &#8220;going commando.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\">You&#8217;ll probably score more blow jobs. Women are no fonder of picking pubes out of their teeth than men are. \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\">From what ball shavers tell me, the result just plain feels good.\u00a0 And I REALLY enjoy the feel and look!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Here&#8217;s a handy guide to get started. It appears to come from those innovative folks at Philips\/Norelco, who make various &#8220;intimate&#8221; body trimmers and shavers:\u00a0<a class=\"wp_init\" href=\"http:\/\/malepubichairshaving.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/malepubichairshaving.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">In the meantime My sweetmeat-ball&#8230;. I&#8217;d like to know who shaves . . . who doesn&#8217;t . . . and why?<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">After all baby, shaving your balls is a lot easier (and less painful) than getting a Brazilian. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted by Krystal Mesmer May 11, 2012 Darling, Summer is a&#8217;cummin&#8217; and it&#8217;s time to cool those nuts \u00a0So why not shave your balls and pubes? If nothing else, you can tell your date you&#8217;re a porn star!\u00a0lol Shaving &#8220;down there&#8221; offers a man several important advantages . . . Trust Me. \ud83d\ude09 Without all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":47,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[45,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary","category-lady-krystal-mesmer"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2FCuA-wF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/47"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2025"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2026,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2025\/revisions\/2026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}