{"id":2265,"date":"2013-10-19T18:25:20","date_gmt":"2013-10-19T18:25:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/?p=2265"},"modified":"2013-10-19T18:25:20","modified_gmt":"2013-10-19T18:25:20","slug":"hypno-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/hypno-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Hypno-Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Posted by Krystal Mesmer<\/a> March 2<\/span>, 2013<\/div>\n

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HYPNO-HUMOR<\/p>\n

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Hello, A\/all,<\/p>\n

\nAs intense, focused, and on the go-getting as I often am, I also relish laughter, amusement, etc.\u00a0 Humor that<\/p>\n

strokes Me on multiple levels, witty wordplay–like puns, a comic or a comedy that\u00a0 takes a particular issue or<\/p>\n

some part of day-to-day life and transforms it into something that stimulates Me to laugh and think, or something<\/p>\n

that’s kinduh nice and fun and silly certainly tickles Me in just the right spot.
\n[Now what naughty notions are you having about what I aroused you with the fantasies and pleasure of tickling Me in<\/p>\n

just the right spot?]<\/p>\n

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With this in mind, I’ve decided to try My feminine, firm hand at unleashing some HYPNO-HUMOR.\u00a0 So here’s some of<\/p>\n

what I’ve come up with:<\/p>\n

\nWhat kind of mesmerizing would a HypnoDomme Who’s also an accomplished musician in symphony orchestras and<\/p>\n

Celtic folk bands be really good at?<\/p>\n

ANSWER:\u00a0 Harp-nosis<\/p>\n

\nHow would a Hypnotic Dominatrix Who is also a topnotch athlete get you to relax even more?<\/p>\n

ANSWER:\u00a0 She would draw you into a game of hoops-nosis.<\/p>\n

\nA Findom Hypnotist Who’s an awesome rapper could use what to compel you to show Her the money you’ll soon fork<\/p>\n

over into the palms of Her hands?<\/p>\n

ANSWER:\u00a0 Hip hop-noDomination.
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And now it’s Your\/your turn.\u00a0 If Y\/you have a hypnosis-related or a Femdom or Findom joke You\/you been waiting<\/p>\n

to spring on the inraptured community, I hope Y\/you will submit it as a reply to this blog post.<\/p>\n

\nRelaxnotic Lady Krystal Mesmer enjoys fun and games with My tickled and thrilled thralls<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Posted by Krystal Mesmer March 2, 2013   HYPNO-HUMOR Hello, A\/all, As intense, focused, and on the go-getting as I often am, I also relish laughter, amusement, etc.\u00a0 Humor that strokes Me on multiple levels, witty wordplay–like puns, a comic or a comedy that\u00a0 takes a particular issue or some part of day-to-day life and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":47,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[45,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary","category-lady-krystal-mesmer"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2FCuA-Ax","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/47"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2265"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2266,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2265\/revisions\/2266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}