{"id":2571,"date":"2014-06-12T21:03:53","date_gmt":"2014-06-12T21:03:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/?p=2571"},"modified":"2014-06-12T21:03:53","modified_gmt":"2014-06-12T21:03:53","slug":"this-amuses-moi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/this-amuses-moi\/","title":{"rendered":"This Amuses Moi"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><\/h2>\n<ul class=\"blogs_entrylist\">\n<li>\n<div class=\"blog_entrylist_entry_date\">Posted by <a class=\"wp_init\" href=\"http:\/\/www.inraptured.net\/social\/profile\/GoddessMarquesa1\">Goddess Marquesa,<\/a> <span class=\"timestamp timestamp-update\" title=\"Thu, 12 Jun 2014 11:52:00 -0700\">June 12, 2014<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"blog_entrylist_entry_body\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Superior Woman\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ladymesmer.com\/v2\/xcart\/files\/images\/t_153.jpg\" width=\"146\" height=\"138\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hi there:<\/p>\n<p>When I heard the joke below, I knew I wanted to tell it here:\u00a0 Three men were hiking, when they came across a raging river they absolutely had to cross to get out of the forest.<\/p>\n<p>One of them prayed, &#8220;God, give me the strength to cross this river&#8221;. After a lightning flash and a thunderbolt, the man was transformed into a man with superhuman strength who was also the world&#8217;s best swimmer. He thanked his Maker and jumped into the current. And after two hours of arduous effort he reached the opposite riverbank.<\/p>\n<p>A second man prayed, &#8220;God, give me the strength and the tools to get across this river&#8221;. After a clap of thunder and a flash of lightning, he was changed into a super-strong man and he found a rowboat with oars floating in front of him. He thanked his Creator and got in the boat. After one hour of intense rowing he reached the river&#8217;s other side.<\/p>\n<p>The third man prayed, &#8220;Oh God, please give me the strength and tools and intelligence I&#8217;ll need to cross this river&#8221;. After more thunder and lightning, the third guy was transformed into a woman. She thanked God, took out a map of the area the three hikers had brought with them, and walked across a bridge located five minutes downstream from where they were blocked by the river.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>I hope the answers to My question below will produce lots of laughter. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Keeping in mind this site&#8217;s purpose(s), guidelines, and policies, do You have a joke or humorous anecdote You\/you want to share?<\/p>\n<p>I adore it when fine folks send Me comments, questions, and suggestions inspired by something I&#8217;ve written, said, or done.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted by Goddess Marquesa, June 12, 2014 Hi there: When I heard the joke below, I knew I wanted to tell it here:\u00a0 Three men were hiking, when they came across a raging river they absolutely had to cross to get out of the forest. 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