{"id":265,"date":"2013-05-15T02:02:45","date_gmt":"2013-05-15T02:02:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/?p=265"},"modified":"2013-05-15T02:08:48","modified_gmt":"2013-05-15T02:08:48","slug":"love-from-afar-a-testimonial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/love-from-afar-a-testimonial\/","title":{"rendered":"Love from Afar &#8211; A Testimonial"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>LOVE FROM AFAR &#8211; a testimonial<\/strong> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"floatright\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/goddessmarquesa.com\/wonderism\/images\/tmonials.gif\" width=\"70\" height=\"86\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>DISCLAIMER<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\nTo all My Islamic website visitors and mesmerized Muslims:<\/p>\n<p>The item below is only a bit of humor. It is not intended to demean anyone&#8217;s religion or spiritual path. It was actually sent to Me by one of My favorite (out of the country) pets<\/p>\n<p>Mistress Marquesa<\/p>\n<p>Dear Mistress Marquesa,<br \/>\nI was in cave last night, hiding again from American troups that rain evil upon my people, with my friend Dograghead. I broke oath to Allah and say to my friend &#8220;I am bored, my friend.&#8221; Dograghead say to me &#8220;Here, my friend, is ipod and headphone, dropped from American plane. Feel Mecca now! Don&#8217;t wait for jihad!&#8221;<br \/>\nIn quiet corner I listen. 7 times over I listen. Voice of Surrender! Words of Truth! Islam behind me now.<\/p>\n<p>I long to tribute send, but my Taliban dollar mean nothing on foreign exchange. Forgive me, Oh Daughter of Allah!<\/p>\n<p>Today, I shoot Dograghead. Keep ipod and voice of Wonderific Surrender for me now.<\/p>\n<p>Please send veil You wore today. I cannot face embarrassment of going to veil store for myself. When veil come, I sneak off to private cave. Put on headphone. Place veil over my head. Ahhhhhhhh&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. I surrender!<\/p>\n<p>Your new pet,<br \/>\nAwkljmzed of Afghanistan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LOVE FROM AFAR &#8211; a testimonial DISCLAIMER To all My Islamic website visitors and mesmerized Muslims: The item below is only a bit of humor. It is not intended to demean anyone&#8217;s religion or spiritual path. It was actually sent to Me by one of My favorite (out of the country) pets Mistress Marquesa Dear [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews-testimonials"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2FCuA-4h","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions\/270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}