{"id":2785,"date":"2015-07-10T03:36:30","date_gmt":"2015-07-10T03:36:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/?p=2785"},"modified":"2015-07-10T03:36:30","modified_gmt":"2015-07-10T03:36:30","slug":"wisdom-of-the-sexes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/wisdom-of-the-sexes\/","title":{"rendered":"Wisdom of the Sexes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"forum_topic_posts_info_body yntinymce\">\n<p>The &#8220;battle of the sexes&#8221; has continued for countless generations. I have no desire to do anything which might<\/p>\n<p>keep that going. After all, there&#8217;s no challenge in fighting a war whose outcome is predetermined. \u00a0\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>What I&#8217;m writing about is the &#8220;WISDOM OF THE SEXES&#8221;. By this I mean certain fundamental truths known to Women or<\/p>\n<p>men or both.<\/p>\n<p>These revelations are frequently expressed in song lyrics, books, poetry, TV shows, cartoons, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Below are two examples which reveal a powerful principle. \u00a0I absolutely love these two examples of the &#8220;TRUTH&#8221; as US femme-domme&#8217;s know it!<\/p>\n<p>A SOUL SINGER AND A SHOE SALESMAN KNOW<\/p>\n<p>Percy Sledge may not be known to you&#8230;he just passed this year but he was an R&amp;B and soul performer who recorded the mega hit &#8220;When a Man Loves a Woman&#8221; in 1966. The words are below:<\/p>\n<p>When a man loves a woman<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t keep his mind on nothing else<br \/>\nHe&#8217;ll trade the world<br \/>\nFor the good thing he&#8217;s found<br \/>\nIf she&#8217;s bad he can&#8217;t see it<br \/>\nShe can do no wrong<br \/>\nTurn his back on his best friend<br \/>\nIf he put her down<\/p>\n<p>When a man loves a woman<br \/>\nSpend his very last dime<br \/>\nTrying to hold on to what he needs<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d give up all his comfort<br \/>\nSleep out in the rain<br \/>\nIf she said that&#8217;s the way it ought to be<\/p>\n<p>Well, this man loves a woman<br \/>\nI gave you everything I had<br \/>\nTrying to hold on to your precious love<br \/>\nBaby, please don&#8217;t treat me bad<\/p>\n<p>When a man loves a woman<br \/>\nDown deep in his soul<br \/>\nShe can bring him such misery<br \/>\nIf she plays him for a fool<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s the last one to know<br \/>\nLoving eyes can&#8217;t ever see<\/p>\n<p>When a man loves a woman<br \/>\nHe can do no wrong<br \/>\nHe can never own some other girl<br \/>\nYes when a man loves a woman<br \/>\nI know exactly how he feels<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause baby, baby, baby, you&#8217;re my world<\/p>\n<p>When a man loves a woman<\/p>\n<p>Well put percy!!<br \/>\nal bundy (from the 90&#8217;s sitcom Married with Children&#8230; is a balding, former high school football star who makes his crumb or two of rancid,<\/p>\n<p>mouldy daily bread lol&#8230; selling women&#8217;s shoes. He fails at nearly everything he attempts to do. Still, there are times<\/p>\n<p>when al is quite profound. One of his pearls of wisdom is below. \u00a0And I love this too!<br \/>\n*** start of Al Bundy&#8217;s explanation of male behavior &#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nAl: &#8220;Yo, Ray.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ray Ray: &#8220;What is it with you, Bundy? You still not getting enough curb in your diet? I mean, we knock you around,<\/p>\n<p>you come back. Why? Why do you do it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Al: &#8220;For the same reason men climb mountains or sail across the sea alone.<br \/>\nFor the only reason that a rational<\/p>\n<p>man would do an irrational thing like this.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ray Ray: &#8220;Pride.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Al: &#8220;No. Women. I&#8217;m a moron, Ray Ray. We&#8217;re all morons. That&#8217;s what comes from being a man. From the first<\/p>\n<p>little worm they dare us to eat to the last big shovelful of snow they convince us we can move. We&#8217;re nothing more<\/p>\n<p>to women than an amusement park ride with life insurance. Why else would we do the idiotic things that we do? For<\/p>\n<p>example: &#8211; You ski?&#8221; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Ray Ray: &#8220;No.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Al: &#8220;Well, you will someday if a girl wants you to. We all will. We&#8217;d hurdle down that mountain so fast that the<\/p>\n<p>crack of our bodies hitting the tree wouldn&#8217;t even resonate before we&#8217;d pounce up and say, &#8220;I&#8217;m okay.&#8221; They know<\/p>\n<p>we&#8217;re not okay. Even if they missed that pair of squirrels running away with our hacky sacks one glance at the<\/p>\n<p>colour of the snow would hint there might be some trauma. We&#8217;ve all been to a weight room when a girl walks by and<\/p>\n<p>said to ourselves: &#8220;Gee, I think I&#8217;ll start today&#8217;s warm-up bench press with oh, nine tons.&#8221; So you see, Ray Ray<\/p>\n<p>as long as there&#8217;s women there&#8217;ll be men around doing stupid things to impress them. That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m here. That&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>why you&#8217;re here. That&#8217;s why they&#8217;re here. Now, someday you may evolve beyond this but it&#8217;s too late for me. I&#8217;m<\/p>\n<p>too old, too married and lost far too many hacky sacks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>percy sledge&#8217;s and al bundy&#8217;s words unveil a common fact:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If the attraction to Her is strong enough, a woman can get a man to do just about anything&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>If You\/you have an example of the &#8220;Wisdom of the Sexes&#8221; Y\/you&#8217;d like to share, I hope what I&#8217;ve said prompts<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>You\/you to do it.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The &#8220;battle of the sexes&#8221; has continued for countless generations. I have no desire to do anything which might keep that going. After all, there&#8217;s no challenge in fighting a war whose outcome is predetermined. \u00a0\ud83d\ude42 What I&#8217;m writing about is the &#8220;WISDOM OF THE SEXES&#8221;. 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