{"id":3448,"date":"2019-04-15T04:45:39","date_gmt":"2019-04-15T04:45:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/?p=3448"},"modified":"2019-04-15T04:45:39","modified_gmt":"2019-04-15T04:45:39","slug":"the-20-month-hard-on-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hypno-erotica.com\/stories\/the-20-month-hard-on-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The 20-month hard-on"},"content":{"rendered":"

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(Your Marvelous Goddess’ willing webworker recently discovered this story.\u00a0 It is a bit dated, but it’s hard not to find it standing up to the test of time.)\u00a0 <\/em>
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What would you do for a bigger, harder, longer lasting erection?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A California man is suing BMW, claiming that’s exactly what he got–an erection that lasted 20 months from riding a BMW Motorcycle.<\/div>\n
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Here’s the link:\u00a0 Califournia man sues BMW over persistant erection<\/a><\/div>\n
The condition is called priapism, and as appealing as it might sound, an erection lasting more than a few hours (not to mention 20 months) is considered a medical emergency.<\/div>\n
It takes is name from a minor Greek fertility god, Priapus.<\/div>\n
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Needless to say, Priapus was big–in both Greek and Roman mythology–but you need not take Mistress’s word for it. See for yourself in this Wikipedia entry:\u00a0Priapus.<\/a><\/div>\n
As you will notice, the “hooded look” was “in” in the ancient world.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n
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Mistress is curious. What would you do with a 20-month long woody?<\/div>\n
Would you rush to the hospital?<\/div>\n
Sue BMW? ……Or call Me for an extra special trance?\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n
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I would love to hear how you would handle such a tale of woe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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