“The Purple People Eater”<\/a> by sheb wooley)<\/p>\n1.
\nHey you just sittin out there, take heed and listen well.
\ni have a tale of desire and terror to tell.
\nAbout a man who was captured, now enthralled yes is he.
\nTo A PURPLE LOVING subbie SWATTER you see.<\/p>\n
SHE was A BUSTY, LEGGY, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
\nBUSTY, LEGGY, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
\nBUSTY, LEGGY, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
\nLooks fine as can be. Wow weeeeeee!!<\/p>\n
2.
\nCheckin out pics of hot ladies on the web one day.
\nWhen his eyes saw MARQUESA, his cock started to sway.
\nhe thought all that would happen is that HER he would crave.
\nBut before he had an inkling he had become a slave.<\/p>\n
To THE GREAT, BUSTY, LEGGY, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
\nLUSTY, LEGGY, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
\nCUNNING, CURVY, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
\nBewitching is SHE. Casts spells.<\/p>\n
3.
\nWhen he met HER, SHE made his manhood become so large.
\nThey both knew HER Power Feminine showed SHE was in charge.
\nSHE ordered, “Lie on the floor, MY beguiled, little toy boy.
\nIt’s time for you to give THIS MISTRESS some joy.”<\/p>\n
he heard THE BUSTY, LEGGY, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
\nSuch a STRONG WILLED, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
\nHIGH CLASS, DOWN-TO-EARTH, STUNNING, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
\nLaurelei is SHE. Much more.<\/p>\n
4.
\nA string of syllables they fell out from the lips of him.
\n“GODDESS, i’ve never done anything before like BDSM.”
\nFirst, SHE did laugh at his peril, then SHE told him the score.
\n“All you will have to do is beg ME, cry, and scream more and more!”<\/p>\n
SHE is THE CRUEL, MERCILESS, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
\n‘D\u00c9COLLETAGE’-DRESSED, SLINKY, PURPLE subbie swatter.
\nWears such short skirts HIGH-HEELED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
\nRules men’s minds with glee … and ease.<\/p>\n
5.
\nSHE said, “I know you’re MINE, for I do own your second brain.
\nIt’s best you heed all MY words, for there shall be no refrain.
\nAmazing pleasures will you have, if you obey ME well.
\nBut if you don’t, I’ll kick you to subbie hell.”<\/p>\n
Thus spake THE BUSTY, LEGGY, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
\nStands above the fray GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
\nAlways gets HER way WICKED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
\nDOMINANT is SHE. Got that!<\/p>\n
6.
\nEmotional suggestiveness yes such possesses SHE.
\nHER physical appeal is plain to hear and to see.
\nSHE is as smart as a whip, so far as intellect goes.
\nSpeaking of whips, SHE has toys and fetish clothes.<\/p>\n
Well, you may be HER footstool GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie swatter.
\nSHE may take you to school LEARN-ED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
\nNo one is in HER league SHAPELY, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
\nServe HER faithfully!<\/p>\n
MARQUESA!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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