World-famous special secret agent [famously unknown throughout the world] super spy assassin Admiral, Squadron Leader, Brigadier-General Sir Michael Snell aka Dick Barton special agent aakkaa GMPU5175 smiled grimly, his steely blue eyes creased in a sardonic, open, arrogant, modest look of respectful condescension.

It had been quite a week. 

His brown eyes twinkled icily.  Perhaps he should never have accepted the President’s impassioned, off-hand plea of indifference.  A two-day mission.  Secret of course – he’d read about it in TIME only a month earlier.  In and out.  A special, secret flight to Blighty, a quick, deadly, silent, slow fuse bomb assassination then home………………

He smiled, leered, smirked charmingly – his green eyes flashing [that secret message which said “GO”] his pale ruddy bronzed creamy complexion mottled, smooth – his white even English teeth snaggled & yellow in his firm compressed, flabby sensuous lips.

Yes.

Well.

NO, actually.

The weather.  His abiding memory of the awful English weather only the English plumbing was worse.  Ugh!

In fact, it had been the French weather which had delayed advanced his trouble-free, incredibly complicated yet simple plan of escape.  His red eyes crinkled in vacant concentration.

Capture.

Despite a heroic instant capitulation, he had been rendered helpless in the face of hugely superior force.  Who would have thought they would use a 10 year old paraplegic – with such a disarming repellent cunning devious openness?  It was the dog that that did it.  THEY KNEW!  …of his penchant for feline charm.  If it had been an armadillo – fine.  But.  Ah well. Too late now.

Then the rendition to Guantanamo…………………..”……paperwork!!!……” they said.

More flight [funny how the weather doesn’t thwart the bad guys he frowned, smiled, grimaced affably.

Then ………………….

HER!

God, she was something else.  Blonde.  Beautiful.  Green-eyed.  A figure to die on.  With.  FOR!!!!

The torture.  She was merciless.  “Just wait til I get the questions – THEN you’ll see some action……..”

She just liked to be in control.  Making a man [or him] aware of HER power.  HER control.  HER dominance.

Of course he had submitted, resisted with astonishing craven bravery.  Which she had sensed was his weak, source of inner strength & quite a turn-on, supremely indifferent to this mere male, magnificent 140 pounds of fatty tissue.

Of course, he had told her nothing everything anything he thought might interest distract endear him to HER.  But SHE wasn’t interested.  “…It’s the power, big puny boy man child slave master creature – because I can want don’t care – I LIKE to make a man writhe & scream his devotion to me as I slap his balls & ass & put electrics through him……………”

SHE was a super secret double died triple cross turned agent.  But she had explained “………………the opportunities are better here.  I can REALLY express myself.  It sort-of goes with the territory…………………I can bust your balls in the interests of the so-called bad guys while I am really planted here to subvert their evil ways.  I just LIKE torturing you.  & you LIKE being tortured by me.  If you don’t……………….well I just hypnotize you & give you an attitude make-over.  I draw two salaries – hey, I’d do it for nothing and anyway I’m a patriot.  And I just LOVE my work er my country………….”

He smiled grimly beatifically, his dry-eyed orange eyes creased with tears as he remembered everything all now forgotten.

SHE had taken HER pleasure for hours on end as he had fought submissively to obey & resist HER every move.  It had been a triumphant surrender.  He would have done more, but SHE, completely fooled by his brave total capitulation, had not seen fit to exact further obeisance.  His full thin lips curled in contemptuous adoration.  He would have given HER everything, fighting bravely to the perfect end.

Ha!”  SHE hadn’t realised the true depth of his cunning abnegation.

So.. SHE had assisted blocked frustrated aided his escape……………..

FOOL that SHE was……

Little did SHE know, even now – he would have stayed ……………………..HA!

And that’s my story & i’m sticking to it.