As Thomas Dolby might say:
“SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!”

Hello, my hypnosis-homogenized, hunky honey buns:

Today, I thought it would be fun to give you a luscious lesson in… lust-linked lexicography.

A “dupetress” is a woman who utilizes her intelligence to captivate and conquer any mentally manipulated, mesmerized male morsel she so desires. 

Now, do you know anyone (like lovely Lady Mesmer) who would do something like that?  [snicker]  Even if the lady of the laboratory is not a hot bodied babe or brain-befuddling blonde bombshell, a sinister scientist employing her irresistible analytical acumen to control or defeat men is still considered a “dazzlingly daunting dupetress” by more males than you might think or be able to shake a stick at.

Suppose I was a dupetress and you were a participant in one of my harmless, little, exciting X-periments?  Now, can you, just imagine what I might do with you–or is it to you?

Come cuddle on this hypnotist’s couch with me and I will tell you what would happen.  After my relaxingly hypno-hot induction of you, I would have you shake (and stir UP) something for me which was much more fun and interesting than a simple little swizzle stick. 😉

So I’m thinking, perhaps you have had your scintillating share of fascinating fantasies about your own private encounters with a brainy and brainwashing femme fatale?  Come on now, just gaze into my innocent emerald eyes and tell Krystal all about it.  I promise it will be our little secret.  🙂