HYPNO-HUMOR

Hello, A/all,

As intense, focused, and on the go-getting as I often am, I also relish laughter, amusement, etc.  Humor that

strokes Me on multiple levels, witty wordplay–like puns, a comic or a comedy that  takes a particular issue or

some part of day-to-day life and transforms it into something that stimulates Me to laugh and think, or something

that’s kinduh nice and fun and silly certainly tickles Me in just the right spot.
[Now what naughty notions are you having about what I aroused you with the fantasies and pleasure of tickling Me in

just the right spot?]

With this in mind, I’ve decided to try My feminine, firm hand at unleashing some HYPNO-HUMOR.  So here’s some of

what I’ve come up with:

What kind of mesmerizing would a HypnoDomme Who’s also an accomplished musician in symphony orchestras and

Celtic folk bands be really good at?

ANSWER:  Harp-nosis

How would a Hypnotic Dominatrix Who is also a topnotch athlete get you to relax even more?

ANSWER:  She would draw you into a game of hoops-nosis.

A Findom Hypnotist Who’s an awesome rapper could use what to compel you to show Her the money you’ll soon fork

over into the palms of Her hands?

ANSWER:  Hip hop-noDomination.

And now it’s Your/your turn.  If Y/you have a hypnosis-related or a Femdom or Findom joke You/you been waiting

to spring on the inraptured community, I hope Y/you will submit it as a reply to this blog post.

Relaxnotic Lady Krystal Mesmer enjoys fun and games with My tickled and thrilled thralls

• Posted by Krystal Mesmer March 11, 2013

  

   

  Hello, My awesomely allured astronomers:

  *  Recently, an amazing heavenly body (a meteor) was seen streaking through the Russian skies.

  +  Click this http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/02/19/russian-meteorite-1000-times-bigger-than-originally-thought link for more about this spectacular space traveller.

  *  As astounding as this was, I know of an even more exciting heavenly body.  In 1908, Russia received a much more impressive extraterrestrial.

  +  Click this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event (This Link May Not work, depending on your browser) for more about this out-of-this-world whatever-it-was that landed there or crashed at that spot or passed through that location on its way to another dimension.

  *  O! speaking of heavenly bodies, here are some of My recordings to pleasurably persuade you there’s lustfully lascivious, lusciously lovely life out there–and they’re risquely ready to thrill you into orbit by rapturously rocketing you into My decadence dominions:

   Alien Alteration (Mind Invasion)  (video)

   Kimmy, My Wonderific Martian  (video)

   SPACE STATION ORGY!  (audio)

   Star Siren  (video)

  The COLLECTOR (audio)

   The Woman in the Moon  (video)

  * * * * * * * * * *

  And here’s My celestial question I hope You/you will enjoy answering:

  ???  What’s the most memorable thing You/you have ever seen as Y/you gazed into the sky?

  Or darling, answer Me this…. what about this sight spellbound You/you?

  Wonderific Lady Krystal Mesmer says, “In My universe, Femdom fascination reigns overwhelming you with cosmic captivations”  🙂

   

JUST SAY “NO! ON SUGARY DRINKS & SCHOLASTICS

Hello, A/all:

As a native New Yorker, The Big Apple will always hold its special place in My heart.  And that’s one more reason I have such intense feelings focused upon a couple of items amongst some of what’s going on in NYC these days.  Click either or both of the links below for more detailed stories about two situations happening in My original hometown right now:

+  http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/03/07/officials-most-nyc-high-grads-need-remedial-help-before-entering-cuny-community-colleges (This link is No Longer active)

and

+  http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/03/10/bloomberg-touts-nyc-sugary-drink-ban-set-to-take-effect-tuesday

 Now let Me see if I understand this:  NYC’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg has the time and energy to devote himself to telling people what they can eat and drink.  But the appalling illiteracy rate among recent NYC high school graduates is not something His Dishonorable can take time out from his self-appointed nutritional czar crusading campaigns to concern himself with?

To Mayor Bloomberg I have these things to say:

???!!!“`  DO you COMPREHEND THE PHRASE, “MISPLACED PRIORITIES”?

???!!!“`  WHAT THE FRACTILE IS F—ING WRONG BETWEEN your EARS?

When I let Myself think about the two stories I’m discussing in this post:  I get so MAD, that:

 I WANT SOME sub(s) TO SPANK! PADDLE! WHIP! FLOG! AND OTHER WAYS I FEEL LIKE WORKING OVER WHO KNOWS HOW MANY OVER MY KNEES ASAP!

 What’s your feelings and thoughts on the subject?

 Lady Krystal Mesmer is soooo ticked off about all this, You/you have no idea!…Or maybe now you do!  🙂

• Posted by Krystal Mesmer March 26, 2013

   

  

  MOST IMPRESSIVE … NOT!!!“`

  Hi there:

  Sometimes, something seems like it’s a really good idea:  But once this presumed brainstorm gets implemented, it becomes Krystal clearly obvious that this notion was a really bad plan from the get go.

  Here’s an example of what I’m talking about.  A man living near Jonesboro Arkansas wanted to show a lady he was interested in that he was ready, willing, and able to be her knight in shining armor.  So he got one of his friends to pretend to be a knife-wielding assailant and stage an attack on him and his love interest while they were enjoying exploring a nearby nature preserve.  For more info on this story click this http://arkansasmatters.com/fulltext?nxd_id=648022 link. (This link is No Longer active)

  Wanting to make a good impression on somebody deemed attractive or important or both is a desire that encompasses all cultures and time periods in human history.  So here are some pointers for a subbie who wants to catch the eyes and attention of the HypnoDomme(s) they yearn for:

  +  Pay strict attention to what the Domme chooses to reveal about Herself.

  +  If there’s any reasonable possibility that what you’re planning to do for Her is something She won’t like, definitely ask Her first before you do it.

  +  If She says She does not like such and so, assume She means exactly what She says.

  +  If for any reason(s) you cannot do something you have promised or agreed to do, let Her know you can’t do it and tell Her why you can not do it ASAP.

  +  Be honest, respectful, and reasonable.  And living up to the Boy Scouts oath won’t hurt you either.

  +  Never make demands, unless She gives you Her permission to.

  +  Whining should only be done by adult babies when Mommy Domme commands or permits you to do it.

  *  And now for the questions:
  NOTE:  THE ANSWERS DO NOT HAVE TO BE CONNECTED TO BDSM, D&S, ETC.

  ???  Has someone done something to impress You/you that didn’t go nearly as well as the planner hoped it would?  If so, what was it?

  ???  Has someone done something to impress You/you that turned out as good as, or even better than, the planner hoped it would?  If so, what was it?

  ???  What have Y/you done hoping it would impress someone?  How did it turn out?

  I adore it when fine folks send Me comments, questions, and suggestions inspired by something I’ve written, said, or done.  : – )

   

Hi!

In a particular episode of  ‘The Big Bang Theory’ the main male characters are eating at the Chesecake Factory where Penny works.

While there, fellow scientist Lesley Winkle comes in and approaches their group.  Below is part of their conversation during which Penny expresses her surprise at meeting a woman scientist:
* * * * * * * * * *

Leonard: Lesley, this is Penny, she lives across the hall from Sheldon and me.  Lesley and I do research together at the University.

Penny: Oh, wow, a girl scientist.

Lesley: Yep, come for the breasts, stay for the brains.
* * * * * * * * * *

*  Lesley’s ” come for the breasts, stay for the brains” remark, is quite profound, don’t you think?

+  Certain characteristics will attract one person to another when they initially meet.

+  And other traits will keep one person attracted to another as time passes.

+  More often than not, long-term attractive traits appeal to more than just the five senses.

+  How someone looks is VERY often an initially attractive trait.

+  And someone’s character, personality and skills are typically long-term attractive traits.

In Lesley Winkle’s  ” come for the breasts, stay for the brains” statement, breasts are an initially attractive trait and brains are a long-term attractive one.

And now for the questions I hope will stimulate some arousing replies:

???  What is one of the traits which initially attracts You/you to someone else?

???  What is one of the traits which attracts Y/you to someone else long-term?

???  Name one of Y/your traits that makes You/you initially attractive to someone?

???  Name one of Your/your traits which makes Y/you attractive long-term?   Dear slaveboy…if ya have any, do tell Me your secret(s).  LOL

XOXOXO

KRYSTAL