SITTING IN THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE, YOU REALIZE THAT THIS TIME

THE HEAT IS “REALLY” ON…

OF COURSE, YOU HAVEN’T ACTUALLY DONE ANYTHING WRONG,

AT LEAST BY YOUR 18 YR OLD “HORMONE DRIVEN” POINT OF VIEW…

GOSH, IF MS. BARBIE [THE HOTTEST TEACHER IN THE SCHOOL] HADN’T
LEANED SO CLOSE, SLOWLY RUBBING HER BARE, TANNED, THIGH
“BACK AND FORTH” AGAINST YOUR MUSCULAR SHOULDER
[WHILE REACHING OVER TO HELP YOU WITH THIS WEEK’S ASSIGNMENT]
YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE “ACCIDENTALLY” STARTED TO TWIST YOUR
SHOULDER “JUST SO…” EFFECTIVELY, SECRETLY FONDLING HER BACK,
AND EVEN CAUSING HER TO QUIETLY MOAN, OHHH SO SOFTLY…

[FOR YOUR EARS ONLY] YES, YES….

Darn! WHAT’S A YOUNG GUY SUPPOSED TO DO?

BESIDES…
IT WASN’T UNTIL THAT STUPID RACHEL “THE Rat” SITTING BEHIND
YOU STARTING YELLING “PERVERT” THAT THERE WAS EVEN A PROBLEM…
[OF COURSE, MS. BARBIE HAD BEEN STANDING THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES
AT THE TIME…] A LITTLE OBVIOUS, I GUESS…

NATURALLY, MS. BARBIE SUDDENLY “ACTED” SHOCKED, SLAPPING YOU
BEFORE SENDING YOU UP HERE TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE, ASAP… BOY ARE YOU IN FOR IT…

OF COURSE…

AS PRESIDENT OF THE SENIOR CLASS, AND QUARTERBACK OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM,
YOU ARE QUITE THE STUD ON CAMPUS, WITH CHEERLEADERS AND BAD GIRLS BOTH
VYING FOR YOUR NOW LEGENDARY ATTENTION… HELL, IN GYM THE OTHER GUYS
WERE ALWAYS HUMBLED WHEN YOU HIT THE SHOWERS…
BUT NOW THAT’S ALL OVER!

FONDLING A TEACHER!

NOW YOU’VE DONE IT, AND YOU CAN SEE IT NOW! EXPULSION! LOSS OF YOUR FULL SCHOLARSHIP TO FLORIDA STATE! PERMANENT “GROUNDING” FROM YOUR PREVIOUSLY UNDERSTANDING AND WELL TO DO PARENTS!

YOU’RE LIFE IS ABOUT TO BE OVER!

PLUS, THE PROM IS NEXT WEEK! AND…
THE AWESOME CHRISTINE, THE HOTTEST YOUNG THING TO EVER CROSS YOUR PATH IS YOUR WILLING [AND PROMISING] ADVENTURE, SCHEDULED FOR LATER THIS EVENING!

OF COURSE, ALL OF THIS IS HISTORY ONCE THEY SLAM THOSE IRON BARS CLOSED!

COULD YOU BE GOING TO JAIL? WOULD YOU BE PERMANENTLY LOCKED UP WITH A CELL MATE NAMED “BUCK” , A LARGE RED HAIRED FELLOW WITH A PENCHANT FOR “BREAKING IN” LAST MINUTE VISITORS? YOU CAN SEE IT NOW, AND IT ISN’T PRETTY! YUCCCCCHH…..

SUDDENLY THE CRACKLING SOUND OF A SOLID OAK DOOR BEING UNLOCKED, AND THE WHISPERING OF TWO FEMALE VOICES… YES, THAT’S MS. BARBIE TALKING TO MS. TRANZ ABOUT ME! LET’S SEE… YES, I CAN JUST MAKE IT OUT… SOMETHING ABOUT TEACHING ME A LESSON… SOMETHING ABOUT MS.T TELLING HER GIRL TO HOLD ALL HER CALLS FOR THE NEXT HOUR AND A HALF? WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?

MS. TRANZ! WOW… NOW I WAS “REALLY” IN FOR IT…

THE THIRTY SOMETHING STUNNER WHO HAD JUST RECENTLY BEEN ASSIGNED TO OUR HIGH SCHOOL… HOW COULD GOD PUT THOSE LOOKS INTO A STONE COLD PERSONALITY LIKE THAT! SHE REDEFINED THE WORD PRUDE!

DON’T GET ME WRONG…

MS. TRANZ WAS OUR NEW PRINCIPAL AND SHE HAD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FACE AND FEATURES, WITH A “KILLER” FIGURE… I MEAN KILLER! DAMN SHE WAS FINE! PLUS, SHE HAD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GREEN EYES THAT SOMEHOW, SAW RIGHT THROUGH YOU! AND WE EVEN HEARD THAT SHE HAD SOME SPECIAL TYPE OF HYPNOTIC OR THERAPIST TRAINING TOO… THE BAD NEWS FOR US WAS THAT SHE MADE SURE THAT BUTTONS AND CLIPS TOOK AWAY ANY HOPE OF OUR EVER SEEING ANY PART OF WHAT WE KNEW WAS A BEAUTIFUL BRICK HOUSE. EVEN THOUGH SHE MADE SURE HER CUSTOM MADE SUITS FIT LIKE RUBBER GLOVES, WE NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO SEE THE GOOD STUFF, NOT ONCE!

OF COURSE, LITTLE DID I KNOW, THAT WAS ABOUT TO CHANGE…

AND SO…

WE SIMPLY DID WHAT ALL KIDS DO WHEN CONFRONTED WITH SOMETHING WE DON’T UNDERSTAND…. WE MADE FUN OF IT, NICK NAMING HER “THE MUMMY”….

IF I ONLY KNEW THEN, WHAT I KNOW NOW…

AND SO I LOOK UP TO SEE A VERY FRUSTRATED, YET SOMEHOW KNOWING, MS. TRANZ…

AT THIS MOMENT, I ALMOST DIED!

THERE, STANDING ME BEFORE ME, STOOD A VISION… THE SUBJECT OF 1000 WET DREAMS, SLOWLY UNBUTTONING HER COAT, REVEALING THE MOST INCREDIBLY NATURAL [AND HUMBLING] CLEAVAGE THAT WAS MAKING IT VERY DIFFICULT TO BREATH ALL OF THE SUDDEN, MUCH LESS NOT STARE AND EMBARRASS MYSELF EVEN FURTHER… SHE WAS A VISION… AND, SHE HAD ALL OF MY ATTENTION, AT ATTENTION~! SHE THEN SLOWLY, SEDUCTIVELY SLID A CHAIR DOWN DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM ME, AND SAT DOWN…

I THINK IT WAS HER LITTLE CHESHIRE CAT SMILE THAT WARNED ME I WAS “WAY” OUT OF MY LEAGUE, AND TO JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN… PLUS, MY 18 YEAR OLD MANHOOD WAS GIVING ME SO MANY DIFFERENT SIGNALS… DAMN! HONESTLY, I WAS SO CONFUSED I REALLY COULDN’T HAVE DONE MUCH BUT STARE, AND GAWK! WHICH SEEMED OK WITH HER…

ANYWAY, SHE SAVED ME FROM FURTHER EMBARRASSMENT BY ADDRESSING THE SITUATION… HOWEVER, INSTEAD OF THE PRUDE WE HAD ALL EXPECTED, CAME THE VOICE OF A WARM, CARING, SENSUAL, AND ENTICING FEMALE, SOMEONE WHO KNEW HOW TO HANDLE ANY SITUATION, AND WHO KNOW JUST WHAT TO SAY…

TO BE CONTINUED…….