LADY KRYSTAL’S GUEST HOUSE

He was exhausted from so much walking, the tourist center people had taken his details and booked him into a little guest house.

He was a little worried because he had stayed at guest houses before in England and found those who offered “A peaceful stay in our family home” to be utter control freaks, wanting to know everything about their “Guest” (Really victim) and acting like the person filling their pockets by paying for this “Nosey parker” torture,
probably undeclared as taxable income-was some kind of alien. The images from the British comedy “League of Gentleman” of the “Local Shop” proprietress came to mind “Don’t touch the pretty things” when the “Pretty things” in question were usually bought cheaply from some dreadful second hand store. The woodworm ridden “Tastefully polished teak desk” was probably some worm ravaged veneered pinewood nightmare bought from some dump with a name like “Reminisces” for five English pounds. Read more…

THE KAVERN OF LADY KRYSTAL

She had never mentioned it to him before, but his girlfriend cum fiancée started seriously criticising his hairstyle–or rather his hair’s lack of style. Until recently, whenever he wanted it cut, he went to a dull male barber who shore his locks into bristles. “I could sweep yards with your head” she started saying “I want you, nooo, neeed you to be a bit more stylish or I’ll need to think about things. I never wanted a knuckleheaded lug for a boyfriend.”

For a while, he didn’t dare cut it. In the meantime, she regularly had her hair styled, more than before in fact. And there was a strange dreaminess about her when she got back from her mammoth sessions at her salon. though her hair was lovely, did it really need 5 hours to get into that state of loveliness? Read more…

DESIGNING WOMEN

The divine Goddess Keyholder MARQUESA always had her lingerie custom made.   The beautiful, soft, frilly, fetching, feminine fripperies which adorned & highlighted her adorable form had been made for years by a specialist lingerie designer.

Her relationship with her lingerie designer was, by its very nature, closely personal – an intimate bond.  The designer, Evelyn, a woman much like herself, was successful, confident, assured, calm – commanding even.  Evelyn was about 40, again, close to MARQUESA’S age or maybe 45, & looked younger.  The 2 women, though similar in some respects, were complete opposites physically.  Evelyn, a brunette, was short & a little on the plump side dark where MARQUESA was a tall blonde with a classical female figure, full-breasted, a narrow waist & good hips, the whole ‘package’ as she waggishly referred to herself, supported by stunning legs. Read more…

Information Exchange

„Sir“
He heard the female voice but he had the feeling of slowly coming back from a long distance.
„Sir“
Again the voice only now it had more substance
„Sir. Are you OK?“
His head cleared and he glanced up to his left to see a stewardess leaning over him with some concern in her eyes.
„Ah…“ he began,“ I ..uh.. think so.“ He cleared his head and smiled at her. She, however, was looking at his lap. He followed her eyes down to see his fly and trousers were undone. Read more…

How we got into this mess

Disclaimer. The political and religious views of the author hinted at in this story are his and his alone, and do not necessarily reflect the views of the host of this website. This is a fictional story, written for entertainment purposes and is not to be considered as a serious piece of political analysis. Any similarity with any living or deceased person is entirely deliberate “What are you going to do when you graduate Laura?’
“I´m going to be the most powerful lady on the planet,’ she replied stretching. Read more…

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox

Join other followers: