The Little Black Dress

Real women have a secret, one which I am about to share with you.

It’s about that fabled “Little Black Dress,” or LBD.

LBDs come in women’s . . . juniors . . . talls . . . petites . . . Big Beautiful sizes . . . and those tiny little “0” sizes that only fit runway models and runaway heiresses.

Every woman has at least one. I, of course, have several dozen; most are the hand-sewn creations of couturiers; all are the gifts of slaves.

But money is not the point of the Little Black Dress. Good taste—and stopping traffic—are.

You see, there can only be one star to a show. And the Little Black Dress, unadorned and simple, allows the woman who is wearing it to be that star.

Gurls would do well to remember this. Real Goddesses eschew fashion, but embrace style.

When I am wearing one of my LBDs, I want no competition from too many accessories. I am the star. Diamonds, pearls and emeralds, no matter how fine and breathtaking, are merely supporting players.

So gurls, we are all going to get LBDs, aren’t we? Plus we are going to throw those horrid, cheap plastic accessories out

To help you refine your sense of style, your Goddess clipped this article from the internet for you.

Read it carefully and learn. There will be a quiz in the fitting room.

For all you GURLS of any and each gender! 😉

ARTICLE:  http://www.foxnews.com/imag/Style/The+10+Sexiest+Little+Black+Dresses (This Link is no longer active)

Lady Krystal Mesmer