(Sung to the tune of “The Purple People Eater” by sheb wooley)

1.
Hey you just sittin out there, take heed and listen well.
i have a tale of desire and terror to tell.
About a man who was captured, now enthralled yes is he.
To A PURPLE LOVING subbie SWATTER you see.

SHE was A BUSTY, LEGGY, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
BUSTY, LEGGY, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
BUSTY, LEGGY, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
Looks fine as can be. Wow weeeeeee!!

2.
Checkin out pics of hot ladies on the web one day.
When his eyes saw MARQUESA, his cock started to sway.
he thought all that would happen is that HER he would crave.
But before he had an inkling he had become a slave.

To THE GREAT, BUSTY, LEGGY, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
LUSTY, LEGGY, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
CUNNING, CURVY, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
Bewitching is SHE. Casts spells.

3.
When he met HER, SHE made his manhood become so large.
They both knew HER Power Feminine showed SHE was in charge.
SHE ordered, “Lie on the floor, MY beguiled, little toy boy.
It’s time for you to give THIS MISTRESS some joy.”

he heard THE BUSTY, LEGGY, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
Such a STRONG WILLED, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
HIGH CLASS, DOWN-TO-EARTH, STUNNING, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
Laurelei is SHE. Much more.

4.
A string of syllables they fell out from the lips of him.
“GODDESS, i’ve never done anything before like BDSM.”
First, SHE did laugh at his peril, then SHE told him the score.
“All you will have to do is beg ME, cry, and scream more and more!”

SHE is THE CRUEL, MERCILESS, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
‘DÉCOLLETAGE’-DRESSED, SLINKY, PURPLE subbie swatter.
Wears such short skirts HIGH-HEELED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
Rules men’s minds with glee … and ease.

5.
SHE said, “I know you’re MINE, for I do own your second brain.
It’s best you heed all MY words, for there shall be no refrain.
Amazing pleasures will you have, if you obey ME well.
But if you don’t, I’ll kick you to subbie hell.”

Thus spake THE BUSTY, LEGGY, GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
Stands above the fray GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
Always gets HER way WICKED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
DOMINANT is SHE. Got that!

6.
Emotional suggestiveness yes such possesses SHE.
HER physical appeal is plain to hear and to see.
SHE is as smart as a whip, so far as intellect goes.
Speaking of whips, SHE has toys and fetish clothes.

Well, you may be HER footstool GREEN-EYED, PURPLE subbie swatter.
SHE may take you to school LEARN-ED, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
No one is in HER league SHAPELY, PURPLE subbie SWATTER.
Serve HER faithfully!

MARQUESA!!!