Happy New Year pets. Goddess has a number of New Year’s resolutions, but My first priority is to streamline the process by which I supply You with all the Hypno-Beguiling and Sexually Dominant recordings and trances that You so crave from My Studio of Seduction. I am weary of paying hefty fees to the payment-processing service that I have used in the past to collect the purchase price for My Hypno-Treasures. Why should I give financial peons so much of the bounty I am owed for My Own Creativity? I am searching for a new merchant service provider who understands what a Goddess is due, and who will accept Mastercard, Visa and (hopefully) Amex.

           Until I find new financial servants, all of you many pets who cannot live without My Hypno-Domination can still purchase My Creations. Call Me directly and give me Your credit card information (including expiration date and billing address) over the phone, and I will send You a personal email with a link to the file that you so intensely desire. As part of the streamlining process, I will be purging My website of older and more obscure files, so you must act fast if there is a particular file you crave, as it may not be available indefinitely. I know that this temporary purchasing method is different from what you may have been used to in the past, but then everything about your Goddess is Unique! Isn’t that true, pet? This system allows you to speak with Me personally for a few moments, and that alone is a privilege that many men have begged for tearfully on their knees. Even more importantly, doing as I desire will please Me, and pleasing your Goddess is….priceless. So call Me now!