• Posted by Goddess Marquesa, June 12, 2014

  

  Hi there:

  When I heard the joke below, I knew I wanted to tell it here:  Three men were hiking, when they came across a raging river they absolutely had to cross to get out of the forest.

  One of them prayed, “God, give me the strength to cross this river”. After a lightning flash and a thunderbolt, the man was transformed into a man with superhuman strength who was also the world’s best swimmer. He thanked his Maker and jumped into the current. And after two hours of arduous effort he reached the opposite riverbank.

  A second man prayed, “God, give me the strength and the tools to get across this river”. After a clap of thunder and a flash of lightning, he was changed into a super-strong man and he found a rowboat with oars floating in front of him. He thanked his Creator and got in the boat. After one hour of intense rowing he reached the river’s other side.

  The third man prayed, “Oh God, please give me the strength and tools and intelligence I’ll need to cross this river”. After more thunder and lightning, the third guy was transformed into a woman. She thanked God, took out a map of the area the three hikers had brought with them, and walked across a bridge located five minutes downstream from where they were blocked by the river.

  🙂 🙂

  I hope the answers to My question below will produce lots of laughter. 🙂

  Keeping in mind this site’s purpose(s), guidelines, and policies, do You have a joke or humorous anecdote You/you want to share?

  I adore it when fine folks send Me comments, questions, and suggestions inspired by something I’ve written, said, or done.

• Posted by Goddess Marquesa May 17, 2014

  

   

  What do I find (in this realm) truly sexy?
  “Among many delights, watching and feeling Myself dominate everyone and anyone I want.
  Looking at Myself all dressed to kill, or at least drive you wildly passionate, and being so hot powerfully turns Me on.
  Watching My happily helpless subbie surrender and turn himself over to Me.
  Power is so sexy in the right female form!

   

  So tell Me???  What do you find truly sexy?

Pain, Bondage, Humiliation  & Dominance.
“Humiliation and dominance. Bondage and administering pain are also a kick.
“As with many things, various factors shape which one(s) I’m drawn to, when I desire any of these options, and how powerfully I’m attracted to each of these sensuous delights.
For example, when I sense the time is right, I’ll employ whichever of these four pleasures I perceive will most effectively over-take My select and handpicked plaything as far into the spine-tingling thrills of edginess as I and My toy dreams and dares to go.
However, no matter how much I’m into something, I always respect boundaries.
I really adore the word “consensual”. To Me, “consensual” also means, [“con” I.E. with, and “sensual” ahhhhhhh! Sensuality, yummy].
If it doesn’t feel exquisite to Me and you, I won’t be doing it.
“Yes, I love fore-playing in submissive minds. Still, beating the living daylights out of you is one of My favorite means of over-riding you right where I tell you to go.” 🙂

Which of these are you most drawn to dear boy?

• Posted by Goddess Marquesa May 9, 2014

  
  “If I remember correctly, former US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger once said, “Power is sexy”.
  Whether or not Dr. Kissinger said it, this declaration is AN INESCAPABLE TRUTH–just like the pleasures felt by those who purchase My sensually hypnotic domination recordings from –

  https://goddessmarquesa.com/wonderism/xcart/home.php?cat=7
  “Exercising My feminine powers over someone truly desirable {overwhelming any resistance and/or overcoming their inhibitions they crave to be released from} is such a turn-on for Me.
  Exploring someone I’m handling, experimenting with them and their boundaries, watching them be transformed and transmuted by our intensely intimate interactions, is such a mind-boggling, mind-blowing kickass thrill for Me and them as well.

• Posted by Goddess Marquesa May 6, 2014

   

  

  “There are certain things which continue making Me a better Sensuously Hypnotizing Dominatrix. These traits, characteristics, attributes, principles, charms, attractions, etc tend to make Me quite different from most people, and even from many Dominants:

  “My mind works in ways most people’s thought processes do not. When I permit him to say anything at all, sometimes one of My pliable little moppets describes Me as, “Having a hyperspace jumping mind in a world full of gliders.” I consciously, rationally, and transcendently move from one topic to another issue in ways some people misperceive as chaotic, illogical, and completely disjointed. I see connections between certain things which many others apparently miss entirely.

  In his “tracie’s Journey to the Hookers Ball with Marquesa” slave tracie reveals that while we were at the airport picking up our tickets to San Francisco, to protect the disgusting, slimy remains of his merely masculine egotism he chose to deliberately disrespect Me by not saying “Yes, Mistress” to Me after he’d willingly and eagerly agreed to do so.

  https://www.hypno-erotica.com/stories/category/stories/inspired-by-goddess-marquesa/page/8/
  After we received our tickets, I calmly walked away from the ticket counter with recently rebellious slut slave tracie in tow.
  Then, I whirled around on My truly sexy stilettos and [like a Jedi-Sith merged lightsaber delivering a far more than well-deserved deathblow] My beautiful, feminine dominant hand powerfully struck his pride-spawned, self-serving, intentional rudeness thru the backside of the Twilight Zone.
  As My SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE Emerald Eyes flashed and phaser-disrupter beam-focused on My temporarily, repugnantly misbehaving property, I commanded My tracie slut to drop to his knees and sincerely apologize and repent from his disgustingly male transgression.
  When you have the time for further training, go to My http://hypno-erotica.com  website where you will find “tracies Journey” if you dare.https://www.hypno-erotica.com/stories/category/stories/inspired-by-goddess-marquesa/page/8/

  “I’m often correctly perceived as very paradoxical.
  I take things many assume can’t possibly work together and make them work out wonderfully for Me.
  Silk, satin, lace, and chiffon are some of My favorite things. Leather turns Me on like nothing else.

  
  I soothe My subjects into out of this world blissfulness. I also command you to always remember the many versions and intensity levels of spanking, beating, flogging, pain application, bondage, and electroshock are but a few of My methods, strategies, and techniques for proper attitude adjustment and sometimes transformation of those who know and feel it’s right for Me to be in control.
  I’m earthy and classy too. I relish solitude and adore going out to kick up My high heels and have a good time.

  I’m as compassionate as I am merciless. I’ll give My pet a break when I sense it’s right and I’ll break you in splinters if you deserve it. It’s correct to realize I’m strictly merciful and mercilessly strict. Logic and passion flow within Me. I’m a down to earth Superior Woman possessing a Dom Perignon champagne wishes and Beluga caviar dreams Sensuously HypnoDominating Mistress’s spirit, soul, and life force.