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Posted by Goddess Marquesa,
Hi there:
When I heard the joke below, I knew I wanted to tell it here: Three men were hiking, when they came across a raging river they absolutely had to cross to get out of the forest.
One of them prayed, “God, give me the strength to cross this river”. After a lightning flash and a thunderbolt, the man was transformed into a man with superhuman strength who was also the world’s best swimmer. He thanked his Maker and jumped into the current. And after two hours of arduous effort he reached the opposite riverbank.
A second man prayed, “God, give me the strength and the tools to get across this river”. After a clap of thunder and a flash of lightning, he was changed into a super-strong man and he found a rowboat with oars floating in front of him. He thanked his Creator and got in the boat. After one hour of intense rowing he reached the river’s other side.
The third man prayed, “Oh God, please give me the strength and tools and intelligence I’ll need to cross this river”. After more thunder and lightning, the third guy was transformed into a woman. She thanked God, took out a map of the area the three hikers had brought with them, and walked across a bridge located five minutes downstream from where they were blocked by the river.
🙂 🙂
I hope the answers to My question below will produce lots of laughter. 🙂
Keeping in mind this site’s purpose(s), guidelines, and policies, do You have a joke or humorous anecdote You/you want to share?
I adore it when fine folks send Me comments, questions, and suggestions inspired by something I’ve written, said, or done.
Diary
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Posted by Krystal Mesmer
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Posted by Krystal Mesmer
Some say women are more like cats and men are more like doggies. Hmmmmmmm! I wonder:
! Reading these words from left to right, “Feminine” and “feline” do share five letters. While “masculine” and “canine” share four letters.! There’s a saying, “Cats rule, dogs drool”. And Inraptured is a passionate and pleasurable place risquély revealing the simply irresistible, crystal clear fact that “HypnoDommes rule and horn dogs drool to serve and obey and please Us”.
While your subconscious keeps pondering the fascinating possibilities, here’s something to watch:
THIS CATCHES MY EMERALD EYES: CAT POWER!
Animals can do some truly remarkable things. And this video of a family’s pet cat saving a child from a dog attack is one example.
CLICK THIS http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/may/15/cat-saves-boy-from-dog-attack-video LINK to see what I mean.
Ahhhhhhh! yes, as for Women being catlike and men being like dogs, keep these facts in mind:#1. A Domme may call a male subbie Her puppy, doggie, horn dog, etc.
#2. Julie Newmar brought CatWOMAN to life and into your dreams about wild and wicked witching catwomen captivating panting packs of gentlemen…. one of which you yearn to become even more so and more submissive.
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Posted by Goddess Marquesa , 2014
What do I find (in this realm) truly sexy?
“Among many delights, watching and feeling Myself dominate everyone and anyone I want.
Looking at Myself all dressed to kill, or at least drive you wildly passionate, and being so hot powerfully turns Me on.
Watching My happily helpless subbie surrender and turn himself over to Me.
Power is so sexy in the right female form!So tell Me??? What do you find truly sexy?
Pain, Bondage, Humiliation & Dominance.
“Humiliation and dominance. Bondage and administering pain are also a kick.
“As with many things, various factors shape which one(s) I’m drawn to, when I desire any of these options, and how powerfully I’m attracted to each of these sensuous delights.
For example, when I sense the time is right, I’ll employ whichever of these four pleasures I perceive will most effectively over-take My select and handpicked plaything as far into the spine-tingling thrills of edginess as I and My toy dreams and dares to go.
However, no matter how much I’m into something, I always respect boundaries.
I really adore the word “consensual”. To Me, “consensual” also means, [“con” I.E. with, and “sensual” ahhhhhhh! Sensuality, yummy].
If it doesn’t feel exquisite to Me and you, I won’t be doing it.
“Yes, I love fore-playing in submissive minds. Still, beating the living daylights out of you is one of My favorite means of over-riding you right where I tell you to go.” 🙂
Which of these are you most drawn to dear boy?
