LOVE FROM AFAR – a testimonial 
DISCLAIMER
To all My Islamic website visitors and mesmerized Muslims:
The item below is only a bit of humor. It is not intended to demean anyone’s religion or spiritual path. It was actually sent to Me by one of My favorite (out of the country) pets
Mistress Marquesa
Dear Mistress Marquesa,
I was in cave last night, hiding again from American troups that rain evil upon my people, with my friend Dograghead. I broke oath to Allah and say to my friend “I am bored, my friend.” Dograghead say to me “Here, my friend, is ipod and headphone, dropped from American plane. Feel Mecca now! Don’t wait for jihad!”
In quiet corner I listen. 7 times over I listen. Voice of Surrender! Words of Truth! Islam behind me now.
I long to tribute send, but my Taliban dollar mean nothing on foreign exchange. Forgive me, Oh Daughter of Allah!
Today, I shoot Dograghead. Keep ipod and voice of Wonderific Surrender for me now.
Please send veil You wore today. I cannot face embarrassment of going to veil store for myself. When veil come, I sneak off to private cave. Put on headphone. Place veil over my head. Ahhhhhhhh………. I surrender!
Your new pet,
Awkljmzed of Afghanistan
