Everybody loves teddies

It’s true.

Everybody loves teddy . . . bears.

And some people love them more than others.

Way more than others.

Take this young man: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ohio-teddy-bear-lover-678234

He loves teddy bears so much, he makes love to them . . . much to the annoyance of the Cincinnati police.

Because he makes love to them in public.

Now, nobody knows what the teddy bears think about this. Their lips are sealed.

But young Mr. Marshall clearly likes it. He’s only been busted four times for humping the hell out of Teddy Ruxpin and his friends . . . in public.

Now we’ve all had the urge to masturbate in–how shall I put it?–inappropriate places. Which is why, I suppose, the seats in phone booths are always so sticky.

But ideally, if we masturbate in public–or fuck Miss Piggy–we do so in quasi-public . . . out there perhaps…. but not necessarily in a place that will draw the attention of the local police.

How about you?

When  you masturbate in public, do you do so in full view of the police–and whoever else might happen by? Or do you at least wear a raincoat . . . even if it is 95-degrees in the summer shade?