Posted by Krystal Mesmer
At a time when Swedish engineers are developing urinals for women, Swedish politicians are pushing for sit-to-pee toilets for men.
Here’s the article about sitting-to-pee: http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity/2012/06/stop-stand-up-urination-for-men-swedish-politicians-urge.html
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Obviously, only a politician would consider a toilet seat cleaner than a urinal. 🙂
Does this make any sense at all to anyone?
Naturally, if you have a Prince Albert or any other kind of penis piercing. If your in a chastity harness or belt or if you feel the feminine within and want to express it in the classic symbolic way of sitting while peeing……darlings, let Me know what you think?
My Dearest Mistress, Marquesa,
Because You put me into a chastity device as an adjunct to our relationship, several years ago, I have found that sitting to pee is both cleaner and, IMO, healthier than standing.
I began sitting to pee because You put me into a CB6000 as a part of our continuing relationship. When wearing the device I have a choice; stand to pee and dribble everything into my shoes, or sit to pee and efficiently hit the toilet bowl.
At first it was necessary to sit, but then even when I was not in the chastity I would pull down my pants and sit to pee. At first I thought this was just a weird reaction to Your hypnotic influence. Later I realized that while yes, it was a result of Your influence, I began to find that sitting to pee was becoming my new “normal.” It has become so normal, in fact, I sit to pee almost exclusively now.
I will still pee vertically when the situation demands; such as a filthy commode. Such is an advantage of being male. But everywhere else I sit. No one knows because I don’t let other people into the private bathroom or “stall” that I am using. And no one tries to barge into the bathroom or stall, and even if they did… what are they going to see? A guy sitting on a toilet… so what! They’re more embarrassed about the intrusion than I am.
It is also cleaner. Any male who thinks that the reason his bathroom scale is rusty is because of the shower steam is just lying to himself. It’s the toilet slash. The reason their toilet smells like an outhouse is the toilet splash.
It is healthier. I and all men will get emptier with less straining when sitting.
So gentlemen… sit your butt down when you have to pee. You will be better for it.