The phone rang. When i picked it up i was told by the sexy voice “The Restaurant Next to Vacation Village. Reservation under your name. 7pm. Be there!” i was perplexed, i thought that i had recognized the voice from some of the files that i had downloaded off of the internet, but i never use my real name so how could that be? i thought that someone was playing a joke. It was probably one of my buddies that wanted to go to a strip club next to some place called Vacation Village. i thought “i’ll show them. i just won’t show up”. Read more…
Tag: Masturbation
- Author name:
- Unknown Author
- Publish date:
- June 11th, 2013
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- No Comments
I had decided that I would schedule my upcoming trip to Asia on an airline that didn’t have an American flag painted on the side of the plane—what with all the terrorist attacks and other crap going on. In fact, I booked my flight on an Asian airline that I knew almost nothing about.
When I arrived at LAX I was pleasantly surprised to see a shiny new Boeing B-747-400 — the kind with the first class seats all located in that upper-deck “bubble.” As I climbed the stairs I saw that I was the only person booked into first class and I settled into my seat. I decided to sit in the seat opposite the jump seat that the flight attendant sits in for takeoffs and landings and when she sat down for the takeoff I was very, very happy I had chosen this airline and this seat! “Oh my god! . . . Wow! . . . This could be the most memorable flight of my poor, sex-starved life . . . just for the takeoff alone!” I thought to myself. Read more…
- Author name:
- Emerald Eyes
- Publish date:
- May 28th, 2013
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- No Comments
My lovely wife Luisa and I had looked forward to our vacation. We had been married for nearly three yearsand hadn’t had a real vacation during that time.
We saved for our vacation and looked at what seemed to be hundreds of travel brochures. We studied Florida, Bali, France, Germany, Italy and the rest of Europe, Jamaica, Rio, Africa . . . even Nepal. We considered scuba diving, sun bathing, dancing, museums, mountain climbing and safaris. All these were interesting but none of them really captured our imagination.
Finally we received a flyer in the mail from Occult Vacations. It promised a tour of Northern England’s haunted castles. I guess in the process of our search we had made all the mailing lists. Read more…
- Author name:
- sir neville
- Publish date:
- May 27th, 2013
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- No Comments
I was feeling pretty good about myself. About six months ago a company that was putting on a big conference and seminar contacted me to ask me to deliver a speech about a new computer program I had written. That would be, of course, to most people very boring—but to us geeks in the computer field it is exciting beyond belief!
And the company sponsoring the conference had given me a first class ticket to Los Angeles and put me up in a five-star hotel, all for free! And topping that, they gave me a big speaker’s fee. But the best part was that with all the computer whizzes at the conference, my reputation (and my future salary) were assured!
I was feeling pretty good about myself . . . I was on top of the world! Read more…
- Author name:
- Mystery Sub
- Publish date:
- May 19th, 2013
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- No Comments
„Sir“
He heard the female voice but he had the feeling of slowly coming back from a long distance.
„Sir“
Again the voice only now it had more substance
„Sir. Are you OK?“
His head cleared and he glanced up to his left to see a stewardess leaning over him with some concern in her eyes.
„Ah…“ he began,“ I ..uh.. think so.“ He cleared his head and smiled at her. She, however, was looking at his lap. He followed her eyes down to see his fly and trousers were undone. Read more…
