Ted had just finished a long day. Once again he was sitting in traffic. Man, how he hated sitting in traffic. Not that he had much to do when he got home since he was living alone again. It wasn’t because he was not good looking. At 6’4″ and with a somewhat athletic build for his 36 years, he didn’t look bad. It just seemed that he couldn’t get along with women for longer than a few months. Damn why did Julie have to move out so soon. He was just getting used to having sex regularly again. With that thought, Ted could feel the familiar aching in his loins. Damn how he hated traffic.

It’s just a complete waste of time, Ted thought. You sit here bored beyond comprehension. Nothing playing on the radio either. At least nothing that struck his fancy. The only recourse was to look for good looking women as he drove by. At least when he did get to move, Ted thought wryly. With the hot summer months, women were wearing skirts again (Thank God!) and since Ted sat up higher in his SUV, sometimes he could catch a glimpse of some really nice legs. Speaking of nice legs, that lady hypnotist that he found on the web sure had some nice legs. What he wouldn’t give to be sitting across the room from her, Ted thought as he grew uncomfortably tight and had to adjust himself.

Ever since he had that first idea about the device sitting in the late evening rush hour traffic, it just seemed ludicrous. But looking at her website had given him the incentive that it might be possible. She was kind enough after a few emails to finally make a custom CD for him. He almost couldn’t stand the anticipation as he fumbled the CD into the player. Glancing quickly at the car in front of him so as not to run into the back of it, Ted reached down and flipped the power switch on what appeared to be a small stainless steel box with some heat sinks on the back. Flipping on the switch caused a low-pitched hum to fill the car and the green neon light on the top of the box to glow. When Ted pushed play on the CD player, the red light on top of the box came on as well. Good thought Ted, everything appears to be working. Ted tuned his FM radio to one of the more popular radio stations in the area. Sure enough, he could hear the CD playing through his car radio. Not only did she have a great pair of legs, but she also had a voice. It was soothing and relaxing and it was telling all the female drivers within the small transmitting power of Ted’s contraption how incredibly horny they were becoming. That is if they were tuned to the right FM radio station. Well, Ted thought, maybe this will make traffic more interesting.

Ted first noticed the back of her blond head as she sat in the BMW in front of him. She kept running her hands through her hair. It was cute at first, but now it was becoming annoying. She was probably the only woman within range of the device right now. Hopefully she’s tuned to the right station. Next, it appeared that she shrugged out of the jacket to her business suit. Wow, maybe it was working. Ted couldn’t see much from behind her and kept looking in his mirror for space in the next lane. It didn’t look like he was going to be able to pull alongside of her anytime soon. He could see her right arm moving, but not what it was doing. Gee, this was almost as frustrating, he thought. Suddenly coming out from underneath an overpass, the sun became glaringly bright. Ted squinted his eyes just in time to see the blonde in the BMW pull the sun visor down. Ted couldn’t believe his luck! Since he was sitting directly behind her, he could see the most wonderful cleavage in the mirror of the sun visor. She was caressing her breasts! It appeared that she had undone a button or two of her blouse and was slowly massaging her left breast. Ted wasn’t sure but it looked like she was wearing a lacy black bra. The blonde kept looking around to see if anyone was watching her. Even though she glanced back in the rear view mirror at Ted, she couldn’t tell he could see everything she was doing in the mirror of the sun visor. Her head lolled back on the headrest of the seat. It looked like she continued her ministrations while they sat in the barely moving traffic.

Movement from the corner of his eye caught his attention and he looked to his left. Much to his surprise, there were five cheerleaders in a Toyota. What caught Ted’s attention and that of everyone around them was the jumping around the car was doing as it sat on the road. No question that the girls were packed in rather tightly, but the squealing and giggling could be heard quite plainly. As Ted watched in rapt attention, it appeared that the two girls sitting next to the windows in the back seat were tormenting the cheerleader sitting between them. The cheerleader sitting closest to Ted in the passenger side was turned around and leaning over the back seat and adding to the melee. The driver was alternately watching traffic and her rear view mirror, which provided a nice view of the girl’s tight butt leaning over the front seat. It appeared that they were alternately tickling her and groping her with the goal of getting her pants off from under her cheerleading skirt. As Ted watched, they successfully accomplished their mission, but didn’t stop anytime soon. While one girl in the backseat held her legs, the other appeared to be fondling her breasts under her uniform. The girl leaning over the front seat was caressing her bare pussy right there in front of everyone. At this point, the girl stopped struggling and just laid back. Not to be left out, the driver was now fondling the girl leaning over the front seat. Ted thought briefly of trying to get their attention, but then again so was everyone else around them. The girls continued to drive oblivious to their surroundings.

As Ted was thinking this, he noticed an opening and moved into the right lane. Now was his chance to attempt to pull up alongside the blonde in the BMW. As Ted pulled up alongside, he casually glanced over. He couldn’t believe his eyes. She was really cute and he was right it was a business suit. But his eyes were drawn to an expanse of creamy white thigh just under the steering wheel. Her skirt was hiked up almost to her waist exposing her nice long legs to his view. Her blouse was draped open and yes she was wearing a lacy black bra. Her right hand was now rubbing the inside of her thigh. As Ted’s eyes traveled over her body, he noticed that she was looking right at him! Before he could avert his eyes, he thought he saw her smile. She quickly pushed her skirt down, but it didn’t look like very far as he continued to watch her out of the corner of his eyes. Damn the traffic was pushing him past her.

In front of her was an older Chevrolet with a guy sitting at the wheel. Ted didn’t pay any attention to him and was trying to watch the blonde in the BMW when he noticed something unusual in the Chevy. Apparently the guy was not alone. It appeared that there was another person in the car with him. Ted openly stared as what appeared to be a female head bobbing up and down in the drivers lap. Ted had always fantasized about getting a blowjob while driving and he couldn’t believe what he was seeing. The guy sitting behind the wheel just sort of had this glassy eyed look to him.

Ted’s luck was holding. The traffic in that lane was beginning to move faster, bringing the BMW up along side of him again. As the blonde got closer and closer, Ted stole a glance directly at her. What the hell, he thought. This time his eyes were immediately drawn to her lap, where it was completely obvious what she was doing, as her hand continued to move in and out with a steady rhythm. Ted’s eyes were torn from the mesmerizing site only by the removal of a certain glint as the passenger side window of the BMW rolled down. Ted quickly lowered his own window. This is not happening to me, he thought.

“Hi”, the blonde said as she continued to stroke herself. “Do you like what you see?”

“It’s the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life,” Ted said rather lamely. Gee, you couldn’t come up with something better? You moron, Ted thought to himself.

“Listen, I think your really cute”, the blonde said. “I have a problem that I think you can help me with. Do you mind awfully much in following me to my apartment?”

What do you think I am stupid, Ted thought. “Sure, I’d love to!”

“Ok, let me in, in front of you and you can follow me”

“You bet”, Ted said. At least this way, she would remain under the influence of his device the entire way to her apartment. Ted couldn’t wait to see if the subliminal part of the message worked as well.

Damn, traffic! Can’t this move a little faster, Ted thought.