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Sing A Song Of Political Humor

SING A SONG OF POLITICAL HUMOR 

RelaxodommeHi there, My vehement voterThis year, it seems like a lot of the world is getting all tied up in some kind of politics-related issues.
France, Mexico, Egypt, and Greece are just a few of the countries that’ve had recent national elections. And the US presidential contest will be going on and on and on … until the first Tuesday in November 2012.Whenever politics rears its head, there are often at least two very strong opinions on whatever the subject of that particular election is. And yet after each election, most of us seem to settle down and lead our usual lives–until the next political contest that may concern us pops up.Yes, elections have consequences. And sometimes, an election’s effects can stick around for years.

Still, I enjoy it when people can express facts, ideas, and opinions about politics or other serious and/or complex subjects in clever, humorous, and hopefully thought-arousing ways. [AROUSAL! YUMMY!]
 “THE CAPITOL STEPS” is a talented group of musically gifted political satirists and pop culture commentators who have amused and impressed Me..
Not only do they tantalizingly tickle My funny bone, “The Capitol Steps” stimulate My mind as well.
Another thing I like about them is that “The Capitol Steps” aim their barbs at individuals and groups across the whole American political scene. And celebrities and world leaders are also among the well-known entities on their menu for madcap mimickery as well.
On their website, “The Capitol Steps” say,”WE PUT THE MOCK IN DEMOCRACY”I’ve been LMAO at their radio specials…. Here’s the URL for “THE CAPITOL STEPS” main website:

http://www.capsteps.com

After you’ve given them a good listen, I want you to let Me know what you think.

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* And here’s My next question for you:

*** Who else do you know of that artfully employs music, or some other art form, to intelligently and humorously express points of view on politics and/or some other topics?

Goddess Mistress Marquesa

Toot Toot

Marquesas LegsI don’t do it as often as I might……

But sometimes I just can’t help Myself.  🙂

 

  A glowing Tribute (and not just to Me)

 

My dear Mistress Marquesa,
Several years ago, I came to you, a nubile novice with an intense and untested craving to be at the mercy of a strong, dominant and beautiful woman.

Trembling with fear and longing I rang your doorbell and you greeted me. From that first moment I knew I had chosen my first experience wisely.

Not only was I instantly under the spell of your hypnotic and intoxicating beauty but your gentle, reassuring approach to a newbie put me very much at ease.

For some time after (I lost track of the time) you gave me permission and helped me explore so many of the things I had been dreaming of for so long.

Under your spell, I was introduced to most of the activities I have come to love and appreciate from all the many dominant women I have since been allowed to serve.

I have had a variety of play partners, one 2 year relationship with a gorgeous Mistress in my area and most recently I was the personal slave to a well known pro domme in Los Angeles.

My life has been quite an adventure since I first came to you and I wanted to express my gratitude to you for introducing me to the marvelous world of female supremacy and domination in such a gentle, considerate and incredibly beautiful way.

You are the queen of all mistresses. A true goddess.
Forever your slave,
S.

Probing People

Posted by Goddess Marquesa July 16, 2012

FEMDOM HYPNOSIS FACTOID      TWO ITEMS REVEALING ONE FHF

Led Lace DressFrom time to time I’ve noticed that two seemingly unrelated items draw My thoughts to one subject that intrigues Me. Here’s an example of how this is connected-

#1: “The Pretender’s”  (T.V. series) main character Jarod is a genius whose intellect, memory, empathy, and ability to quickly grasp even very complex situations enable him to “BECOME ANYONE HE WANTS TO BE”.

To harness, develop, and exploit his potential, Jarod was kidnapped as a child and forced to slave labor for decades by a shadowy and very successful research organization called The Centre.
After his escape, Jarod helps various people who have been abused and also attempts to find his family.
While on the run, Jarod is pursued by a number of Centre operatives.
The woman who heads up the Centre’s primary efforts to recapture Jarod is named Miss Parker. Miss Parker is a sultry-voiced, tall brunette who likes wearing designer clothes, long and shapely legs-accentuating stiletto-heeled shoes, and short skirts.
Miss Parker is also fond of fast cars, firearms, hot sex, excitement, cigarettes, and the best and most potent booze money can buy.

Many of those who have any dealings with Miss Parker perceive her as glamorous and Hott– and equally as intimidating and dangerous.

Miss Parker is frequently able to compel others to do her bidding, even when they’d prefer not to obey her will.

#2: In “The Big Bang Theory” episode “The Launch Acceleration”, neurobiologist Amy decides the time has come to intensify frequently emotionally detached Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper’s feelings for her.

Sheldon is Amy’s exceptionally nerdy, highly regimented, genius theoretical physicist boyfriend.

To strengthen Amy’s and Sheldon’s bonding, Amy sets out to connect a number of Sheldon’s favorite things to herself.

One of the things Amy does is dress up in a “Star Trek” medical officer’s uniform and play doctor with Sheldon “Star Trek” style.

Sheldon makes two statements about this iconic sci fi series-spawned romantic game. To his roommate Leonard Sheldon declares, “I’m in hell”. To his girlfriend Sheldon pleads, “Please don’t stop.”
—————————————-Deadly, determined, and desirable Miss Parker and Amy’s strategy for romantically wrangling Sheldon Cooper illustrate this Femdom Hypnosis Factoid:”WHEN SOMEONE OR SOME THING STIMULATES POWERFUL AND PARADOXICAL DESIRES, THOUGHTS, FEELINGS, ETC–THAT PERSON’S INFLUENCE IS EXQUISITELY PROFOUND.”

Here’s a multi-part question I hope will elicit some truly titillating replies.

Have you ever encountered someone or some thing that aroused competing or conflicting thoughts, emotions, or desires in you?

If you have had such an experience, which paradoxical feelings, yearnings, or contemplations did this entity stir UP?
And if you are willing to share this, tell Mistress Marquesa which individual, activity, or item awakened these contradictions in your consciousness?Goddess Marquesa AKA Lady Krystal Mesmer relishes pleasurably probing people

My G Spot

GENEROSITY is a Real Turn-on

shoes_sm-01Yes, My thrall. I’m going to let you in on a little secret–

I’m not gonna lie to you.

Yes, I really enjoy being a professional Dominatrix–hypnotic and hedonistic in many other equally fascinating and thrilling ways.

And yes, it is true. I expect each individual who’s fortunate enough to see Me in person or speak with Me over the phone or Skype to willingly express their appreciation for My valuable time and intensely intimate attentions in tangible ways. ProDommes have to earn Their daily bread and pay Their bills just like you do.

SURPRISE! for some folks out there.

Based on what I’ve just said, you might doubt generosity would be one of a professional Domme’s many fine attributes.

But any Mistress *who’s truly worthy of this title and the authority and powers that come with it* is generous, nearly to a fault.

She is generous with Her time. During a training session, She may observe an exacting time schedule. But a conscientious and caring Domina will spend periods *ALONE* with you before and after Your actual session to chat, to reassure, to answer questions, or simply to wind down.

She is also generous with Her knowledge. By imparting Her experience, it should help you to understand, accept, and embrace your fantasies. This includes the one(s) you knew about and perhaps some others you never before believed you were in to.

Parenthetically, this is one of the most remarkable things about a Dominant-submissive relationship that’s genuinely beneficial to both partners. Such intense and honest interactions often encourage all involved to evolve and grow in sometimes quite unexpected ways.

A Mistress should be generous with the equipment and costuming She has. This means She should be willing and able to incorporate special devices or exotic apparel into your session if the circumstances call for it and you both are in to whatever it may be.

There are certainly greedy women hungrily lurking out there who pose as Dominas only for the profit incentive. They may have looks, fetish clothes, and a lust for cash. But that’s all they’re capable of bringing to what should be the mutually pleasurable, sane, safe, and consensual table of sensuous delicacies.

On the other Healthy! Helpful! Hypno-dominating hand, a True Goddess [whether or not She is a professional Dominant or Fem-Dom Hypnotist] takes financial considerations in stride. She respects you and appreciates the things you give Her.

She also concentrates on the more important and positive aspects of a Dominant-&-submissive rendezvous. Her personal generosity plays a very important part in establishing a relationship that is special for Her and you.

Now, My pet, honestly answer this question. When I first mentioned GENEROSITY, did you assume I was talking about yours?  🙂

“OFTEN WE MUST! GENUINELY GIVE WHAT WE WANT TO GET, BEFORE WE’LL GET WHAT WE WANT TO BE GIVEN.”

Each time you read this blurb I command you to repeat the above truth at least seven times. And substitute the word “I” for the word “we”.

Smartypants Philosopher & Porn

Julie 2Smartypants Philosopher Intellectual Wants To Make Your Porn More “Highbrow”

Come on fess up. Of course you watch straight  PORN (on occasion.)

So, I say o.k. I get where alain de botton is coming from and what he wants to bring to the table, the bed, the sofa, the kitchen counter, the shower stall, whatever….(where-ever.)

Is “clever the new sexy” and is it hotter to watch porn with wit or do we chose primarily to watch porn when we are feeling OUR most basic and raunchy?

Myself, I rarely watch porn and often laugh during sexual encounters and interactions.
I’m also somewhat of a sexual sadist, though select about who I subject  to sensual subjugation.

But hey, that’s just Me personally.

What say thee?  🙂
MARQUESA
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