Have you ever wondered why I have been the reigning Queen of the Hypnodommes on the World Wide Web for so many years, pet? Of course you have. Is it the fact that My legs routinely stop traffic? That My tits have reduced grown men to drooling infants? That My penetrating green eyes have enslaved princes and presidents? Well, yes…of course those assets have all contributed. But they would not have been enough.
No, even you for quite some time have understood that your Goddess is not just a pretty face and a smoking hot body. But what is the secret? How is it that I have conquered so widely and ruled with such an iron (though gorgeous and impeccably manicured) hand?
Don’t strain yourself, pet. I won’t let the mystery linger. My beauty, My brilliant mind, My creativity, My talent, My mesmerizing skill- all of them have helped lay the foundation of My empire. But the key to My success has always been my addictive personality.
No…not that kind of “addictive personality.” I am not prone to addiction. My personality, however, is almost always addictive to those who encounter Me.
Addiction to substances or destructive behaviors is no laughing matter, and I would never make light of it. But I can’t help Who and What I am. People who interact with Me find Me fascinating. I make them laugh, I turn them on, I make them think, I unsettle them. Usually all at once. I am funny and serious and thought-provoking and approachable and mysterious, all at the same time. Spending some time with Me (even over the phone, or just listening to a recording) feels so good that you find yourself craving some more. Before long you can’t imagine life without me.
It’s all right, pet. I am a benign addiction. There is a LOT of Me to go around, and I don’t impair motor function (permanently) or leave you with a hangover (usually). So come, indulge- you know you want to. A little taste of Me won’t hurt…..at first…..
It is story time, pet. Come sit at Goddess’s feet and I will tell you about Hercules. you have all heard about him killing the Hydra and wrestling with a lion, but do you know he was a sissy? I bet you don’t. Somehow that one tends to get lost in the shuffle today.
I want you to RELAX and EMBRACE your HYPNOTIC SURRENDER to Me.
“Smart is sexy.” Many have said it, few have embodied this truth as well as I, your Goddess Marquesa. Why do you worship Me? Why do you fall quivering at My feet, offering up paeans of adoration and cries of abject surrender? Is it my gorgeous legs? My exquisite breasts? My bewitching emerald eyes? My classically beautiful face? All of those qualities and more enchant you, yes. But they are not the real source of My power. My mind, My brilliant intelligence, is what makes Me utterly irresistible.
It is no wonder that Thanksgiving is such a beloved holiday. Gratitude is one of the most powerful and edifying human experiences. A person who sincerely gives thanks is ennobled and humanized by that act. A capacity for gratitude separates the wise from the foolish, the profound from the petty. 
