Information Exchange

„Sir“
He heard the female voice but he had the feeling of slowly coming back from a long distance.
„Sir“
Again the voice only now it had more substance
„Sir. Are you OK?“
His head cleared and he glanced up to his left to see a stewardess leaning over him with some concern in her eyes.
„Ah…“ he began,“ I ..uh.. think so.“ He cleared his head and smiled at her. She, however, was looking at his lap. He followed her eyes down to see his fly and trousers were undone. Read more…

How we got into this mess

Disclaimer. The political and religious views of the author hinted at in this story are his and his alone, and do not necessarily reflect the views of the host of this website. This is a fictional story, written for entertainment purposes and is not to be considered as a serious piece of political analysis. Any similarity with any living or deceased person is entirely deliberate “What are you going to do when you graduate Laura?’
“I´m going to be the most powerful lady on the planet,’ she replied stretching. Read more…

How not to play Football

 

In October, England’s soccer team lost against the tiny European state of Croatia. One of the goals was a most unfortunate own goal. At one point, a British defender passed back to his goalkeeper. The ball was rolling slowly towards him and the goalie went to kick it and missed completely. How on earth did this disastrous turn of events happen? We can at last reveal the whole story. Read more…

Gravekeeper

 

Dante yawned, leaning against one of the gravestones in the wide expanse of grass, the small monoliths jutting out from the ground like small trees. He twiddled his thumbs and thought for the hundredth time why on Earth he had accepted this job. Grave keeper mostly gave someone a mental image of a creepy old man who often says things like, “this way, my pretties” or “I’ve got a bone to pick with you” to anyone who wanders by. Instead, Dante was the kind of person who, when seeing some innocent teenagers walking near the graveyard, would either completely ignore them and try to look busy…keeping grave, or whatever. Alternatively, if one of them happened to be female and attractive, he would keep his head down so that his long hair fell over his eyes, making it seem like he can’t see, and watch their wonderful, jiggling chest as they came, and gaze spellbound at their swaying, undulating asses as they went. He shivered with the memories, his cock throbbing unconsciously, his body warming up as thoughts of the various beauties paraded through his mind. A tendril of drool decided upon a small journey, ignored by the rest of the body, which had suddenly started thinking with its cock, not its brain. Read more…

Daryl was no damn good, Part 2

 

Daryl, a habitual sex offender and petty thief, tracked a pretty girl to Her apartment. But when he followed Her inside, the tables turned, and he wound up lost in the dark building, as She taunted him from the shadows.

Just then he sensed someone coming up behind him. Before he could turn, a numbing blow from a black jack struck the back of his head. he saw lights behind his eyes and felt a searing pain. Then went black, collapsing in a big heap on the floor. Read more…

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