The Haunting

 
My lovely wife Luisa and I had looked forward to our vacation. We had been married for nearly three yearsand hadn’t had a real vacation during that time.

We saved for our vacation and looked at what seemed to be hundreds of travel brochures. We studied Florida, Bali, France, Germany, Italy and the rest of Europe, Jamaica, Rio, Africa . . . even Nepal. We considered scuba diving, sun bathing, dancing, museums, mountain climbing and safaris. All these were interesting but none of them really captured our imagination.

Finally we received a flyer in the mail from Occult Vacations. It promised a tour of Northern England’s haunted castles. I guess in the process of our search we had made all the mailing lists. Read more…

MESMER MUSK

it was the end of the party and he was  all alone. Just as he had arrived, alone. As he piercingly felt it had always been, even so depressingly he was entirely, altogether, and solely and completely alone. He was all by himself in what had been the largest and loudest New Year’s Eve party he’d ever attended all by himself alone. Read more…

Mesmer Muse

He was so nervous, like many men who felt they could buy things for their partners in a lady’s store that blasted sophisticated couture from every corner he had entered in all good faith. He was now surrounded by every overt expression of femininity that anyone could imagine, from soft sensuous basques to long flowing gowns that displayed a more subtle yet equally sensuous aura. An aura that most men found subtly mocking and a little intimidating, like a little boy caught by elder sisters in his mothers wardrobe. Read more…

Harry buys a Stereo

The sign over the audio store said “MarquesaCo Electronics.” Harry walked in to the store with the intention of buying a great audio system with big powerful speakers but as he entered he looked around and saw all the sales people were women! Every one knows ‘broads’ don’t know anything about speakers! It was too technical….too masculine for ‘broads’! He had to admit the girls looked good, but he wasn’t about to buy a stereo from one of them…maybe a microwave oven…or a refrigerator…but certainly not a stereo! He was about to turn around and leave when a real sexy sales girl walked up and introduced herself. “Hi! Welcome to MarquesaCo. My name is Cynthia. What do you need today?” Read more…

Glimpse into the Future

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It is time for kirk to return to his small private cubicle for the rest of the bitter cold Martian night. He has spent a rather lackluster, uneventful day on the job at the huge Zoltek Chemical Conversion Complex minding the work and output of the robotized chips that control the production of the heavy water which will gradually fill the basin below to true oceanic proportions.

 

 


kirk is proud to be a member of the all-male slave battalion that was personally selected for this duty by the Supreme Goddess—the Chairlady of the Board of Directors. Read more…

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